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Calm yourselves, gents. No need to send dick pics.
In my mind, I've already assigned you imaginary penis sizes based on how kind or funny you are.
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Brie Queso
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flotsam in the river of dreams...just like you
The Boonies Katılım Mayıs 2016
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Tsundoku, from Japanese, is the act of buying yet another book that you fully intend to read, but never quite get round to.
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If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?
Dan Levey@iamdanlevey
If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?
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@RegularGuy630 Too easy...any others?
Arsenic and Old Lace
The Trouble With Harry
It Happened One Night
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@Rich_Cranium1 @CheapSeats411 Ok...slight divergence...the anthem today was quite possibly the most beautiful rendering I have heard in person ever.
@whitesox does that reservist have a recording out anywhere? Any contact info? I would straight up buy any album of his tonight.
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My mom is still holding a grudge since the 70s at a dentist who caused her pain that she then punched straight in the dick.
Melanie@MelsAlterEgo
My mom is still holding a grudge 35 ish years later for a store that doesn't exist any longer. They tried to do her dirty on the price of croissants for my sister's communion party. We still talk about it.
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If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?
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If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?
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@candidqueso I refuse to answer on account of the doubling of that entendre. 😂
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The entire Southside of Chicago smells 100% like processed meats and weed...
Simultaneously delightful and abhorrent.
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@TKComedy2013 Meh...I'm a bit of a ridiculous git but I've been persistent enough to have landed in a bed of roses in life.
I hope you find it all too...or at least like 94%.
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@candidqueso Awesome. Glad to hear that. I'm doing great. Thanks for asking and it's great to hear from you again. I hope you're doing very well for yourself. You deserve it!
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“I read somewhere that when we don’t feel wanted, we make ourselves feel needed. And I realize now that is what I’ve been doing my entire life.” ~Unknown
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