Beardra Bidness

Torontos premiere Adam Lambert impersonator. 😂

That anxious trigger to want to post pole on main every time I get sad/blue 😂😭

@SapphyrePoison Wish I knew

@beardrabidness What is with the ghosting!?

5 hour face time call to ghost pipeline is wild 🥲

gay termites be like “i’m eating the house downnn”

Hi @PrideToronto please book Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta Georgia for this year’s Pride lineup. It will be the biggest turnout in attendance you’ve ever had. Thank you 💚💋

normalize yelling "you already did that move" at drag queens while they’re performing

Finally discharged from the wilderness wellness centre. Treatment was rigorous, but the specialists have finally cleared me. The diagnosis? A chronic, incurable case of CUNT.

Get you someone who can do it all.

See. We don’t need AI

Donating my bush to bald men

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Babia Majora

These AI generated drag/nightlife posters need to stop. 🤮🤮🤮 There are better alternatives and you could support a queer artist such as myself who makes/designs promo material very affordably and uses much less water 🤪

It’s dryer friendly night at Crews and Tangos! 7-9pm with @beardrabidness? Bring binoculars, magnifying glasses, zoom lenses, or anything else you can think of to see this under 5’5” spectacle

Why do people think the streetcar is a good place to clip their fingernails 🤢🤮

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.” The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?” I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores. About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure. So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs: “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

normalize being a slut and a hopeless romantic at the same time

This is lowkey the video that made me wanna get into fighting games lmao x.com/froakiethroat/…