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@JRahGoody GTA would have the cops all over you in 10 seconds

NYC is crazy man, how do you pull up in a hoodie, kill the CEO of the 4th largest company in America with a silencer on the hammer at 6:40AM and peel off on a citibike riding through Central Park. gta couldn’t come up with that.

@fesshole How do we recycle blue glass... Asking on behalf of sherry drinkers

I'm a 38 year old man, who cannot honestly tell the difference between some green and brown glass when taking the empties to the recycling bins. Absolutely love to make the bottles smash when I fire them into the bins though. About as exciting as it gets these days.

@LDS_Dems Ah the other part that's missing is to not be a foreigner... Most will just be too afraid to acknowledge it

I do not understand the Republican hatred of Zelensky. He is the Churchill of our times. He has worked tirelessly for the freedom of his people. He is everything they claim to want in a leader....yet they hate him. I don't get it. (Actually I do know why.....)

@CharlotteEmmaUK It's all an old mates club, it just depends how far they take the ribbing and piss taking

This makes me sick. We’re all being played. x.com/CharlieSansom/…

@MrMario2011 Sony discman with aux cable will be the new ultimate setup

You know about 20 years ago when CDs were becoming standard but we used cassette adapters with portable CD players to avoid upgrading the deck? With no new cars having CD players but CD sales going back up, will people start adapting portable CD players in cars again? 🤔

@HumansNoContext Pay your minions to collect alcohol and leave it in your house. They get paid a handsome hourly rate

Can you do it?

@Haggis_UK I'm quite cynical but sometimes I wonder if they realised they were going to be out on their arse and started setting things up to fail so they could always say "that happened under labour". I really do wonder if I'm wearing enough tin foil

#KayBurley: Do you acknowledge that your quotas & policies cost jobs in the car industry? Chris Philp: No, that's happened under the Labour government.. 👀

@NoContextBrits Welcome to growth and inflation

@DamianLow3 Because news and media outlets are all owned by rich individuals who don't want to pay taxes. They make all the noise and create a false sense of general outrage

Question. Why does a policy that people inheriting land worth £1 million or above provoke more anger than news that one in three children in the UK now live in poverty?

@NeilCamilleri5 Dude could have just DM'd Elon here and asked him to pass the message on

Anyone who starts a letter with “Dear Putin” is a fucktard. Do you agree?

@Penelope_ladyMo The conservatives were happy for it to continue as it gave them something to make a noise about during their election campaign

I can’t understand why this hasn’t made the front cover of the Daily Fail.

@DamianLow3 I suspect woke means "thing" or "thingy" to replace words they've forgotten

Is anything not woke in the eyes of The Mail?

@theoldguy56 C*nts don't like being reminded that they are c*nts

If Gary Lineker, as a tv presenter has to stay out of politics, why are all the fascists happy to see the tv presenter Jeremy Clarkson getting involved in politics ?

@GlobalLianli 1080p means you don't have to buy a super high end gpu

Ignorance is bliss🚙 #LIANLI #meme #viral #stillgoing #mw2

@CalltoActivism Jesus, as tragic as some of this is, some of this is Darwinism at work. I just don't get how once people find a certain level of comfort and quality of life, they seem to forget what got them there in the first place

🤷

@fesshole Oh even better is when they tailgate you to try and hurry you up. Time to knock another 5-10 mph off my speed

I tried to drive within the speed limit at all times however my main motivation for this is not because that's the law. It's simply because I like to see the faces of the irate drivers behind me getting all annoyed because I've made them slow down to the speed limit.

@anumeon @PcPhilanthropy Hah love it 😆

@PcPhilanthropy Well, as a non US person. i find myself having ACERtain interest in reading about it. ASUSpicious hobby for sure.

How much I care who a “celebrity” is voting for…

@GRiGORiGS Yeah nearly always Max for me, I loved the backbreaker move, so many extra lives 😆

Be honest… did anyone actually ever play as Max or Skate on Streets of Rage 2?

@Nurammotze @front_ukrainian Luftwaffe literally means air weapons, you know, like the German air force uses. No Nazis needed

@front_ukrainian Its not so cool with this "Luftwaffe" and stuff.

⚡️Effective destruction of a 🇷🇺Russian howitzer D-30 along with a truck with ammunition

@433_marc Where do people keep finding copium like this?

Be a man and just say you've never respected Max. Max doesn't have a British passport and is seen as the enemy because he's taking the championships away from your countrymen. Is this the 'sportsmanship' you're talking about when you crashed Michael Schumacher off the track twice?