bearpit karaoke

@nyttypos @RollingStone desiccated!

@RollingStone It’s the ’60s, dessicated content farm

“Did my grandfather molest Jeffrey Epstein, as it seems he did many of the other kids in the neighborhood?” Read Gabrielle Glancy’s story about growing up in Sea Gate, Brooklyn, in the ‘60s: rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…

a woman’s ultimate fantasy is a man who Isn’t Interested

@thebeautyofsaas air fryer

the big red pill is realizing that there are thousands of forgotten products from the 70s and 80s that with a bit of modification + adaptation to new market needs and wants... could easily bring you 6figs with minimal effort. There is a good reason why no one talks about this

@DefiantLs trying to jump the queue at airport security or supermarket when there's no real time pressure.

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"Oh you wanna talk about motherssss"

Folks! No karaoke today!

BEARER OF BAD NEWS. A BAD NEWS BEAR, IF YOU WILL. NO BEARPIT KARAOKE TODAY. BUT NEXT WEEK IS NAILED ON.

Aloha! Here's a cheap Mother's Day present idea - tell Mammy the karaoke's back on, as of about 3pm this afternoon in Mauerpark! You want expensive? Buy her a queue jumping voucher...

@OneWayMusicX Man In The Box as done by Richard Cheese. Change my mind.

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@bbboatclub the one he does of paul mooney is bang on too

This is such a good impression it feels fake. It’s like Tony is being dubbed over

Folks! No Bearpit Karaoke in Mauerpark today.

Folks! No karaoke today! Back soon!

@dogfoody next week

@bearpitkaraoke Heute? 🙏

Folks! Long story short, no karaoke in Mauerpark until resurfacing and sprinkler-fying of the middle stretch is completed. Reliably informed that this will be in June. See you then!

Hi folks! Today! Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens (London, Merry Olde England) from 4pm for our first outdoor show anywhere this year. Optimal weather conditions, too, says the, um, Met Office. Swing by! Sing one!

@pauleggleston proxy muttley too! must catch up on my reading.

I keep a diary of all the indifferent kisses I've had, as one day I'd like to publish my meh mwahs.

@pauleggleston HAHAHAHAHAHA! i thought the torque one was going to last but this one and the one in the paper. very good.

@pauleggleston Had literally used this phrase the day before reading this for the first time since whenever. Got the first half and still needed until the following day for it to click. I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere, just not sure what or for who.

- Henry VIII used to ask his wives to clean the floors with the Royal swab to remove any traces of artificial sweeteners. - Tudor mop aspartame out? - He certainly didn't treat them very well.