Beats of Rage

@chrissytrax Forget Four Tet, this is Five Tet.

@PaulRidd @paulSDMCR twitter.com/titlesinmedia/…

Absolutely sensational that someone at Variety thinks Tom Cruise is called ‘Vincent Collateral’ in COLLATERAL. Just truly transcendent.

@shearersbuddy @fesshole Richmond Sausage

@fesshole This sounds like something from Toast of London…. The other guy just needs a ‘toast’ name

I'm straight but wanted to experiment a while back, so hooked up with a similar guy online and gave him a blow job. I didn't enjoy it at all but went through the motions, and subsequently haven't been able to enjoy sausages ever since.

So yeah, no Wolfgang today but we’re still gonna have an absolute banger of an evening with the @beats_of_rage boys and their super special guests 🔥

@AvaSantina @jetfury

@jetfury Fern Brady 100% youtu.be/f3jWAzvUDNQ

Hello comedy fans of Twitter If you enjoy the comedy of Jerry sadowitz / Julia Davis / Doug Stanhope Who of the new crop of funny people would you recommend?

This was my #katebush revival. youtube.com/watch?v=Q7U06X…

The K***s (@kuntandthegang) Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty N**** is one of the UK's top Trending singles 📈📈 See the full Top 20: bit.ly/3M3ehXQ

I can finally retire that youtube rip I've been playing for 15 years. :P

@hervespace Chooooon.

Found a wav of the original version of Beeper with the sampled vocal 😃😃😃 thought it was lost!!

@benpartridge Big Knees In Normal-Sized China

2. Does anyone want to buy a pair of high-grade massive rubber prop knees? They've been professionally fitted to the knees of the actor Kevin Whately but should work fine if you're a similar size and build.

When I first came up with the idea for a comedy movie about a guy with massive knees, my agent read it and didn't understand it. Two weeks later they dropped me.

@moonbolt It’s Scouting For Girls. Band name knocks a few points off as well.

Morning! I’ve been trying to work out which band is the worst of all time. Carefully considering a range of criteria, I’m going with The Killers. I may change my mind to Kasabian later on, though.

@Distantanimals Sounds right up your street @UtopianMechanic

@jondasilva Not sure I understood the question.

@jondasilva I’ve met Kerry Katona twice.

130,000 people watching the planes land on Big Jet TV but how many of them will bother going down to their local, grassroots airfield next weekend?

THIS tonight at The Ferret. Come on down for a casual face-melting.

SCALPING: A full throttle live band crashing into a blistering techno soundsystem. Cannot wait for this one. FRIDAY NIGHT at @FerretPreston. The incredible @scalpingmusic live + @DwellingsKristi x LOCEAN + @slaprash + yours truly @beats_of_rage DJs & special guest DJ Nick Almond

Honestly the best live band you’ll see this year. Get in & get down.

@joemuggs So good. Playing mid-afternoon at Leeds festival “we’d like to thank all the bands before us for supporting us, and all the bands after us for supporting us too.”

Another underappreciated 00s fact: The Hives were so much better than The Strokes or The White Stripes it’s not even funny.

Underappreciated fact: the best singles band of the 00s bar none - and at times the best live band too - was Basement Jaxx.