Molly Bee 🐝

Britain is currently mowing the grass, hanging the washing, barbecuing, getting its knees out, washing the car, sitting in a beer garden and trying to get a fly out the house.

@SoVeryBritish Sweaty bread 🤢

What instantly ruins a sandwich for you?

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

@ChasingDays Thank you so much! I appreciate the tradition behind it; I think perhaps it was strange to see it televised and to have the general public walking by - felt a little too intrusive.

@beautsoup It's a tradition from when George V passed and his four sons stood guard. I was repeated with The Queen Mother and her four grandsons. It's likely to be seen again in London when The Queen's children and grandchildren are expected to stand guard while she lays in state

is the current vigil being held at St Giles part of tradition/protocol? Can’t help but feel it makes a spectacle of the family’s grief - being ogled at by the crowd filing passed. It makes for uncomfortable viewing as opposed to the moving commemorations so far.

what is it with everyone putting on American accents tonight on #LoveIsland ? 🤔

can’t believe what we’ve seen/heard in the last 10 minutes of the #DeppVsHeard trial 😵

if the U.K. get 0 points this year, then we will never get any - that was AMAZING, @SamRyderMusic 🙌

What's an item you ONLY buy when it's on offer? For me it's pringles, I'm not paying a penny more than £1.25

let’s hear about work ethic from someone who wasn’t either: born into vast wealth, or catapulted to fame by a competition 🤦‍♀️

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.

They should put jokes on lateral flow tests like on penguin bars

I’m interested, but not interested enough to sit through ANOTHER ad break 🤚 #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

egg and spoon race <<< casa amor 🙄 not another cliffhanger #loveisland

completely baffled by how much the English government is prioritising football?? Do they think it’s the only thing that makes money?

@Mimi_Punker Hopefully it’s the start of getting back to some kind of ‘normal’. I hope you’re both okay afterwards!

@beautsoup 👏👏👏👏 my brother and I are waiting for our vaccines 😬

first dose of Pfizer yesterday and, apart from my arm feeling like it’s left the building, no side effects 👏

Please STOP saying “a few more weeks”. It doesn’t work like that. Pre-covid weddings are booked 2-3 years in advance. Dates are fully booked from 21st June, it is not a case of picking a weekend 3 weeks in advance #whataboutweddings

Noooooo Twitter, not your algorithm too 😩🙄