RebeccaJoanofArc

@PimpMasterYoda1 My cousin had a teddy bear that said “now thy lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to poop.”

I came back from the thrift store today with the recalled 1998 talking Teletubbie doll that was calling everyone a faggot.

@ericchurch This was my summer anthem when I graduated high school in 2011 😭😭😭

We love seeing “Springsteen” become part of your summer soundtrack.

This is probably as close to the original as I've heard. Phenomenal!😍🔥

Tom Brady: "A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because its trust is not on the branch but on its own wings. Always believe in yourself."

Dostoevsky was 28 when they stood him in front of a firing squad. Blindfolded. Hands tied. He could hear the rifles being loaded. At the last second a messenger on horseback arrived. The Tsar had commuted the sentence. The entire execution was staged. Psychological torture designed to break him. It worked. He had a seizure on the spot. They sent him to a labour camp in Siberia. 4 years. Freezing. Starving. Sleeping on wooden planks next to murderers. His epilepsy got worse. He had no paper. No pen. Nothing. When he got out he was broke. His first wife died. His brother died. He inherited his brothers debts. He was so desperate for money he signed a contract with a publisher that would have given away the rights to everything hed ever write if he missed the deadline. He wrote The Gambler in 26 days to make it. Dictated it to a 20 year old stenographer named Anna. Married her three months later. Then the real work started. Crime and Punishment. The Idiot. Demons. The Brothers Karamazov. The greatest novels in the history of the Russian language. Maybe any language. The man who stood blindfolded before the firing squad, who convulsed on the ground while soldiers watched, who slept next to killers in Siberia for 4 years, who was buried in debt and grief. That man wrote: "every minute can be an eternity of happiness." He earned the right to say it. its never over. never give up fren.

Porque se alejaron de Dios

@Bunny_ngl Rattenbury

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@hippiesuck_ 4MPP I’m going to do that, doing this tomorrowww

Postpartum bubble is so weird like why am I watching all 4 twilight movies idek

@PeloSwing This is what happens if you let your girl start dressing you.

Travis Kelce at the Met Gala

No fue casualidad que Jesús haya sido carpintero

“Sleep peacefully tonight, for God is greater than anything you will face tomorrow.” 1 Peter 5:7

Cancel my plans for today, I'll be watching this on repeat

@DrAlmarielao She still sounds drunk lol

She thought it was the perfect date, mini golf, drinks, laughter at PopStroke, the kind of night that feels easy and fun. They even made new friends, kept the energy going, and decided to head to another bar nearby to continue the night. Everything felt smooth… until they walked in and the mood shifted instantly. IDs checked. One question asked: “Have you been drinking?” She said yes and just like that, the bartender shut it down. No drinks. No debate. “You need to leave.” Confusion hit fast. She wasn’t causing a scene. She had a valid ID. Nothing felt out of control. So why her? Why now? She even went back to test it again, different company, same answer. Still refused. No explanation. Just a firm “not tonight.” And suddenly, what felt like a fun night turned into a moment she couldn’t stop replaying. Was she being judged… or was something else going on? The internet had its own take, and it wasn’t what she expected. Sometimes the moments that feel unfair in real time might actually be someone stepping in for a reason you don’t see yet. If you were denied service like this… would you be offended, or stop and wonder if they saw something you didn’t?

um sure I’ll check my schedule, but if my husband who I hang out with constantly is available, I’ll be hanging out with him

@Geiger_Capital That’s the most New England thing I’ve ever read.

One of the greatest tweets of all time.

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I found out none of my photos won wildlife photo of the year, but it was fun to participate! The 3rd photo of the Brown Bear Cubs riding their moms back did receive an honorable mention in the “water as an element” category of the Pangolin photo challenge though 😃

Hot take that’s actually historically accurate: Women have ALWAYS worked. Every culture. Every era. Every economic system. The difference? It used to be home-based and family-integrated. You didn’t surrender your children to an institution, fight traffic, and spend 9 hours under fluorescent lights. “Women shouldn’t work” isn’t traditional. It’s not even historical. It’s a myth. The real conversation we should be having: why did we build a society where thriving economically requires severing family bonds and why do we call that progress?

It’s all about Jesus.

@JakeCan72 @BelannF @ShutupLyle Madam Emma Stone 😭