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Betty The Paul

@beckyjpaul

Abra-fucking-cadabra, chefs.

Chicken 224, Saskatchewan Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Betty The Paul@beckyjpaul·
@SouthLanCouncil someone has flytipped the nature trail off Wellhall Road entrance, about 100 yards in. Particularly harmful for children and aninals - blinds with cords and football goal netting.
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Dan Douglas
Dan Douglas@dandouglas·
late 70s/early 80s harrison ford got to be up there with the best a human has ever looked. come on man
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alex 🕸️@kminogues·
"i've never listened to kylie" YES YOU HAVE a thread
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𝐫.@aemisias·
William Travilla and Marilyn Monroe created iconic looks togther. Here's all of them + their illustrations — a thread ✴︎
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Latif Nasser
Latif Nasser@latifnasser·
Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.
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Betty The Paul@beckyjpaul·
@SouthLanCouncil fallen tree on Wellhall Road blocking pavement on a busy road (with frequent speeding). Also a school route.
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Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner@MjTurner_·
Great British Deathscapes (please enjoy the sensory garden)
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Adam Sharp
Adam Sharp@AdamCSharp·
This is a thread of international phrases describing a place that’s in the middle of nowhere, starting with this one… In Venezuelan Spanish, a place in the back of beyond can be described as donde el Diablo perdió los calzoncillos. It means “where the Devil lost his underpants”
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ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes
ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes@ShinyMcShine_·
"Uh-oh. Ooh. Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said." "If you ever get into trouble, all you need to do is--" "Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all. Nothin' at all. Nothin' at all." "Stupid sexy Flanders!"
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Stan Collymore
Stan Collymore@StanCollymore·
Just so everyone in the UK knows where they stand with Twitter and racism.
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Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett@joelycett·
Being unemployed is a lifestyle choice.
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Futurama Quotes
Futurama Quotes@QuotesFuturama·
Let me show you around. That's my lab table and this is my work-stool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship! And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire. #Futurama
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Crafty Glass
Crafty Glass@craftyglassldn·
It came out so well I’m so happy hahaha
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
A glacial pool that looks like a portal to another realm 📹John Derting
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Betty The Paul@beckyjpaul·
@AManWithNoDog I feel you. I do the same with Outlook and Word on toolbar and Gmail and Maps. Constantly.
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Douglas@AManWithNoDog·
I don’t know why but my brain sees these as the same thing. Constantly opening the calculator app to control the Apple TV or the remote to do some math. 🙃
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