Betty The Paul

@SouthLanCouncil someone has flytipped the nature trail off Wellhall Road entrance, about 100 yards in. Particularly harmful for children and aninals - blinds with cords and football goal netting.

late 70s/early 80s harrison ford got to be up there with the best a human has ever looked. come on man

"i've never listened to kylie" YES YOU HAVE a thread

William Travilla and Marilyn Monroe created iconic looks togther. Here's all of them + their illustrations — a thread ✴︎

Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

@SouthLanCouncil fallen tree on Wellhall Road blocking pavement on a busy road (with frequent speeding). Also a school route.

Great British Deathscapes (please enjoy the sensory garden)

This is a thread of international phrases describing a place that’s in the middle of nowhere, starting with this one… In Venezuelan Spanish, a place in the back of beyond can be described as donde el Diablo perdió los calzoncillos. It means “where the Devil lost his underpants”

"Uh-oh. Ooh. Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said." "If you ever get into trouble, all you need to do is--" "Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all. Nothin' at all. Nothin' at all." "Stupid sexy Flanders!"

Just so everyone in the UK knows where they stand with Twitter and racism.

Being unemployed is a lifestyle choice.

Let me show you around. That's my lab table and this is my work-stool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship! And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire. #Futurama

It came out so well I’m so happy hahaha

Hilarious.

A glacial pool that looks like a portal to another realm 📹John Derting

@AManWithNoDog I feel you. I do the same with Outlook and Word on toolbar and Gmail and Maps. Constantly.

I don’t know why but my brain sees these as the same thing. Constantly opening the calculator app to control the Apple TV or the remote to do some math. 🙃