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In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."

Building my fortress.

Japanese man visiting the US for the World Cup can't speak English but is very excited

unfortunately i need the frog lamp so bad it hurts

This is Jax. He applies deodorant every day before leaving the house. Tired of smelling like Fritos all the time. 13/10

ryan gosling saying “dont do that, dont lose hope” when told to give advice to hopeless romantics makes me want to throw up and cry and die everywhere

cracking up that the replies are almost exclusively Americans saying that every shower in the whole dang country inexplicably has different controls and all of us do the same humiliation ritual at hotels

When I say to you “Bonjour Monsieur Pussycat” just know this is exactly what I’m referencing.

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet weird

ヤドカリって実は殻の中で、 お尻をかいてたりしています

⋱🌱くさタイプ🌱⋰

This is true. People were very chill. You could get chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs. Folks would feed you peas on a little spoon while making airplane noises. You could even dump a whole bowl of spaghetti on your head if you wanted. Totally fine. Not sure what happened.

The Europeans that everyone said weren’t going to show for the World Cup are having the absolute time of their lives at baseball games now

ミミッキュお手製、みがわり人形 #ポケモン #Pokémon #イラスト

So the entire family can have a cup holder, keep up Skylar

champions becoming a mainstream mobile game would be the funniest timeline to be in like why am I getting fake out cycled by jacob from payroll

Seeing Annabelle make it to the finals two years in a row is something I never dreamed would become reality. I was hopeful, of course; just like every Pokémon trainer and every parent. Losing in the finals is something we can accept, especially against an exceptional player like Luke. Our kids have experienced their share of losses, and that’s part of competition. What I never expected and what truly broke my heart was hearing people boo her simply for playing the game. Annabelle didn’t hear/see the negative part of the crowd during her match today, and for that I’m grateful. But hearing it myself has left me questioning whether competitive Pokémon is a healthy environment for her. What hurts most is that many of the people rooting against her today are people we’ve celebrated alongside. We’ve sung happy birthday to their children, given gifts, congratulated them after great performances, and cheered them on through Regional top cuts and World Championship runs. I completely understand supporting your favorite player. What I struggle to understand is making another child feel unwelcome and ashamed simply for competing. My daughter has one of the kindest hearts I know. No one could honestly say she has ever intentionally hurt anyone. She approaches this game with sportsmanship, always doing her best while treating others with kindness. She started playing Pokémon because Jeff showed her how incredible both the game and the community could be. Annabelle is full of joy, compassion, and a carefree spirit, and I’ve always wanted to protect those qualities for as long as possible. Today was an extraordinary accomplishment and I could not be prouder. She stood on one of the biggest stages in Pokémon, competed with grace, and represented herself exactly as she always has with heart, respect, and courage. Mommy is so proud. I love you, Annabelle.

this was the best day ever