Dr. craig bethlow, CPA

Never kill yourself chat

Watching the quarterback of the Chicago Bears just casually drop dimes like this is a spiritual experience.

Old head take inbound: I don’t like the Mizzou/Vandy uniform matchup because I keep confusing who’s who

@ThyPrinceHector Hector, Dr. Craig has diagnosed both these guys as hurt, not injured. Both should sit the rest of the game but they should see the field next week #DrCraig

Self dox - shoutout my boy for snagging this flick

What does it mean?

A hedonistic descent into overstimulation, gooning encapsulates the relinquishment of restraint in favor of unbridled indulgence. #GodBlessAI

Bossman just asked me to do something I was hired to do

Finance 101 squares: Put your money into assets, not liabilities

Watching Ravens vs Bills as not a fan of either team

Happy Labor Day

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend

Thursday Thursday Thursday

My zyns have an absolute dumpy

Weekend plans

Spicy orange chicken at Panda Express

Calling all huzz to meet ‼️‼️‼️@beeftenderloin1

Maybe an uncomfortable take, but I like my women slightly overweight like this

One of those hangovers where I feel like I need to draft a hand-written apology to everyone who spent more than 3 minutes speaking to me yesterday

Mom told me to “chill out in front of grandma”