Long “Ball” Larry

Staple my balls to a table with a nail gun

My high school ex girlfriend has all the power to make this dellafranco kid get swept under the rug

Yup

These are fucking great

Pulled up to my room with 3 chicken sandwiches #greed

Got bored so I put the couch against my roomates door #prank

@Djmasterbate03 We?

The Kaylee files is the lamest thing I’ve ever seen. WE have all had clap

Blackened salmon and fries

This game brings out the worst in people

@EdwardJRburns Nothing but feet

Bro are you serious

Been waiting for an opportunity to break this bad boy out

Group project due the day after spring break (today)

Don’t drink the water! #Mexicooo

Still got plenty of life left in em

@ComeToTheBay Me

Who else has the plane tism

@MichaelToro340 Nice roof

Much better

Life’s been a little too good recently

I have class in 15 minutes

This is how women text you right before you never hear from them again

@MichaelToro340 Roof

Need design recommendations (still a work in progress)