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@tjwebecon @ColeIsKing_ Finally fuck the Yankees easily the most hated team in baseball.

@ColeIsKing_ Let’s stop kidding ourselves. The New York Wankees suck! Thanks to Aaron Boone, Brian Cashman, and the entire front office the Stynkees sucked last year, and the year before that, and the year before that…

I’m so done defending this guy

@LucasGageX @xerpxes_0 Log out and get on some meds you’re not proving anything you’re just talking out of your ass and hoping people believe you. Grow a pair and think for yourself and not what others tell you to think.

@xerpxes_0 Nope. Look at the arcs again on the moon video.

What Apollo deniers don't realize is that this video they use to try to disprove that we went to the moon actually proves it. Why? Because it's impossible to replicate the lighting, low gravity, and dust ballistics on Earth. Disagree? Then get Mr. Beast to replicate this.

@Amakundi001 I used to smoke and it made me lazy and now I don’t smoke and I’m way more productive.. what now stupid ass nigger

Fastest man Usain Bolt-WEED Fastest woman Shacarri - WEED Fastest in water Phelps - WEED Owner of this App - WEED NFL Hall Of Famers - WEED Top artists & innovators - WEED If you’re lazy nigga you’re lazy stop the excuses

@drinkonsaturday Hahahaa move along and get over it. You put stickers on my truck and I see you I’m breaking your jaw you little bitch

When that asshat in the jacked-up truck sprawls across four stalls like he owns the lot, it's time for some artistic justice. Skip the confrontation—grab a few well-placed decals (think "Small Dick Energy" in bold, or "Park Like a Prick") and channel your inner vandal on the dusty tailgate. Finger-draw in the grime: a giant 🍆 with a sad face, or "Sorry, my truck compensates" in elegant script. Add stick-figure arrows pointing to the wasted spaces: "These three are for my ego." Hand-drawn leveling: a cartoon big-rig with tiny wheels, or a simple "Learn to park, Chad" surrounded by smiley faces. It's petty, temporary, and washes off with the next rain—harmless fun that hits the "big man" right in the fragile masculinity. Think it's too much? Nah. Just enough for the right guy who needs the peg pulled. The lot laughs, he fumes, and karma gets a quick sketch.

@mita_nyt @benwehrman Weird af

@benwehrman What was that... really akward moment.What happened? Any reporter should ask her quickly whta was that..

When the Artemis II actornaut's earpiece cuts out mid post-mission speech 💀

@Huitzitlon_ @bellinghausenxk @Viralvid_89 Why post it then

@bellinghausenxk @Viralvid_89 It’s a meme guey, it’s not that serious

Thoughts??

Prior to being found dead, Merck whistleblower Brandy Vaughan knew her life was in jeopardy. Her chilling last words were, “If something were to happen to me, it’s foul play and you know exactly who and why.

@SSGcollector @NYFanDave @MrVesta @jiri_bjp Keep watching from your couch pussy

@NYFanDave @MrVesta @jiri_bjp He beat a 42 year old Glover Teixeria. He kinda just got lucky to win the belt.

If this is the part to be the Best, I take it. Mercy was out of place and this part of myself I need to destroy. In the cage for sure. No excuses, I lost the focus, he catched me. One more time, apologies everyone, for my performance. It is inevitable to be Stronger than ever ⚡️see you soon. Letsgo back to home and See the miracle of life 🙏. STRENGHT //HONOR\\

@AthletesInSpace Or just gay works too

Alpha Male President

@barstoolsports Hell yeah fuck that kid!!!

A series of SEC events

@0x45o Yes we believe you with no evidence thank you

my estimation is that there are around 1B conscious and self-aware people living on earth rn

@amyknowsball Fr nobody put a gun to their head and forced them to buy it people love to bitch

Dude just smash a solid meal before you head out and you won’t have to worry about it. People love whining about concession prices... at movies, games, whatever. Nobody's forcing you to drop $67 on a couple french fries and soggy chicken

@KJB_4_3 @BananaBatmans @ronsterd89 I buy my groceries in adidas sweats and a sweatshirt and guess what they are clean and I smell good😂 Motherfuckers like you find joy in making people feel like shit cause they aren’t somehow living up to a fairytale? Get on some meds you fucking sped.

@BananaBatmans @ronsterd89 And? What does that change about unmotivated lazy people that cannot be bothered to clean up? Cleanliness is godliness no matter if you’re heading to Walmart or Church A slob is a slob.

OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...

@Centerstrain01 @Spartan_8152 @CinemaTweets1 CERTIFIED WEIRDO‼️‼️

@Spartan_8152 @CinemaTweets1 Your Point?? I am Retired ARMY.....You should know better than to spout crap without facts...Thus you are a Keyboard Warrior..Still, Thank you for your Service

Cast Away’s ending has always stayed with me. The mixed emotions Hanks feels upon returning home- he survived, but missed so much. His forehead is still sunburnt but his face is lighter from the beard. It’s a bittersweet moment that only an actor of Tom Hanks’ caliber could nail.

@MicheleSteele Fake

25,000 mph would mean flying from NYC to LA in 6 minutes

@McCartyDangles Grew up watching red wing hockey and the team now is a complete joke.. haven’t made the playoffs in 9 years what the fuck is that.

Sure, then you slap us in the face... Your season ticket packages fucking suck, you won't spend top dollar on players and when everybody BEGGED you to not throw a goddamn ad on the best jersey in sports you ignored them Fuck you (This is not aimed at the admin at all)

@enews And nobody gave a fuckkkk

Noah Wyle receives his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 🥹❤️

@Wjay_khay @showmethepod Dude played the role perfectly and fought like a fucking beast

@showmethepod Only real MMA fans know he was acting ,we don't hate him

Josh Hokit realizing he managed to make everyone love him

@TheEdPill True

Looksmaxxers always existed we just used to call them faggots

@MMAJOEYC Real

The Jiri Prochazka showed mercy narrative is such bullshit. He chopped at his legs brutally after the knee injury & got chinned end of story