Beezus Fuffoon

Less than a year ago, the Air Force unveiled a new PT test with a two mile run. Airmen took to social media to complain how the new increased length would cause injuries. This weekend, an Air Force Colonel, more than likely in their mid to late 40s, ran 5 miles up a mountain to escape the enemy. Running matters. You should do more of it.

Police in Liverpool pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car taxed, M.O.T. tested and insured. It wasn't stolen and there were no stolen goods or drugs found. The driver was sober AND He had a full licence and no points. A police spokesman said, "We had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time." 😁😁

So, If you’re a member of a grooming gang, the government will be lacklustre in their pursuit of you. Delaying to allow the trail to go cold where they can. But, if you’re a British soldier who followed orders, they will pursue you until the end of time. What a glorious government @UKLabour are!

Why the fuck does Jeff Bezos have to give you 7 billion dollars? The American people give the government around 7 TRILLION dollars every year and you fuckin retards haven’t fixed shit with it. You think if the creepy bald Amazon dude adds another 0.1% to that figure you’re finally gonna figure out how to stop blowing our fuckin money? Better idea, how about you give the other 99.9% to the private sector and see if they can figure out how to cure diabetes or make a sandwich for 4th graders. I bet they’ll have change left over.

Another night of teen TAKEOVERS in Chicago turned into total CHAOS! Hundreds of teens vandalized cars, twerked on hoods, did donuts in the streets, and beat people unconscious. Fights everywhere. Police couldn’t stop it. Mayor Brandon Johnson calls this “gatherings” while wasting $30M on his own 150-cop security detail. Disgraceful.

@ToonDazza @RoyalFamily William: "I for one salute our new insect overlords"

Tell that to the tens of thousands of young white girls raped by them, tell that to the kids murdered at the Manchester arena attack……. I could go on @RoyalFamily - but I am sick of it now.

This may be the most disgusting thing Starmer has ever done 👇

@mrddmia It is like the Simpsons: "we welcome our new insect overlords"

The Royals know their kingdom is conquered by the Islamists. We’re 20 years from the Islamic Republic of Britain—Britistan—with nukes.

@mrddmia 100% . Nailed it.

@Itx_judith Damn straight!

Are you comfortable with taxpayer money being used to provide soldiers with meals like steak, lobster, and crab?

@Jenny_1884 People booing them in the street.... they are abolished, they just don't understand it yet

Prince William will be just as bad as his Dad. I’m sorry to say this but the monarchy should be abolished. I’ve always been a monarchist but I’m done with them now.

London, 1948

@Arrogance_0024 You have to be doing this for clicks.

The "leave no man behind" doctrine is actually a strategic weakness disguised as a virtue. Name one other military on earth that destroys 6 aircraft and fights a ground battle inside a sovereign nation to recover one pilot. You can't. Because no other military confuses tactical sentimentality with strategic logic. Soldiers serve the mission. The mission doesn't serve the soldier. The US has now established that Iran can shoot down an F-15, then watch America spend $300M and expose Delta Force trying to prove it didn't happen. That's not military doctrine. That's politics with weapons. A military that cannot accept the risk of loss cannot win wars. The US hasn't won one since 1945.

@joerichlaw @yorkshirelive What reason could there possibly be to hide the names

BREAKING: Greater Manchester Police have sacked 5 officers for gross sexual misconduct - but the Disciplinary Tribunal has granted them and the force ‘anonymity orders’ to protect against civil and criminal proceedings (via @YorkshireLive) examinerlive.co.uk/news/uk-world-…

As a Marine who deployed with the 31st MEU as an 0331 machine gunner. I want to let you know those boys give zero fucks about going in there and obeying orders from the commander in chief. They look forward to it. Have trained for it since day 1. Been the first kids on their block to want the confirmed kill. Shit gets real when they open up the magazine on the ship and start passing out live ammo. But your dick gets hard, know what I'm saying? You think I give a fuck about the politics when I'm holding that 240? LOL I AM A WAR FIGHTING MACHINE, LET ME IN COACH!!!! That is the attitude to be the best. If you don't have it they will just cycle you out like the bitch that you are. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I got bored, so decided to draw that fucking eejit in charge of the Green Party.

told you I'm never going back.

In 2020, Democratic California State Assembly member Lorena Gonzalez posted: ”F*ck Elon Musk.” Elon Musk replied: “Message received” In the following years, Elon Musk moved the headquarters of Tesla, SpaceX, and 𝕏 from California to Texas.