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it's Go back to bed Sunday!! like and share if you got up at midday and then went back to bed this Sunday

[scrolling thru dick pics that girls sent me] hmm. vigilance. lifelink. trample. haste. vigilance. first strike and trample. hmmmmm. menace.

new bef hair !

Ah, pussy seller. I require your strongest pussy

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

Just found out my priest has been sharing all my confessions in his “Funny Confessions” group chat with 12 other priests

When you're fucking going throug it but your body is tea and your outfit is cunt

is anyone else addicted to using ellipses… i can’t stop… it just captures my intended whimsy perfectly… girl who speaks purely in trailing thoughts

The Clairvoyant DJ: You're gonna love this next track

The One-Upping Mindreader: (unprompted) I was pondering that earlier myself

Websites be like "your password is not secure enough" and then don't allow the scarab

there's something distinctly British about making a PSA that's like "isn't this new policy scary and unfair and dystopian" except in explicit support of the policy in question

[regaining sentience after scrolling for two hours] As troubling as it may be to consider, I am beginning to suspect that my mind is being imposed upon

I really used to be like that oughhhhh

i gotta delete my facebook account man i am getting terrorized on the regular by those Remember This? notifications i can't take much more of this..,..

i’m a different kind of demon, i’m trying to scoop ur brain out through the ear canal

increasingly pertinent

she's just like me for realll

@cillahpeN >:3

I love pervert women

@silly_sorceress waow 😵‍💫

Haven't posted wand in a while. It might be the first this year!

i used to not fw puffer jackets at all but then I got a cropped +hoodless one and fell in love

I've worn this exact fit btw