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@InvictDSharky97 Chat

@befrlrnw Hehe. Thank youu 😁

Today's very hot. Feeling musky after workout 🥴

@MasterGummyMNL Dasurb niya yan chrt

Nahuli si Boy-Next-Door na nakikinig ng mga sessions ko sa condo. Sabi ko issumbong ko sya sa building admin. Nagmaka-awa sya na gagawin nya lahat, huwag ko lang syang itawag sa mga guard. Madali naman akong kausap. As a condition na hindi ko sya ipapahuli, magpaubaya nalang sya sakin ng ilang oras. #Roleplay #PinoyBDSM

The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they got a brief taste of a world that wasn’t entirely controlled by the stupidest people who’ve ever lived.

@tensai22 I love it

they bloom regardless

@michaerio Practice f*pping with it

I guess I’m only as strong as my non-dominant arm 🤔

@michaerio Hunk Channel Jpn

love and hate relationship with this jersey top i got from Surplus

@geekins_ Sigh

Gusto sana kitang iyutin kaso ang layo mo.

@geekins_ Sckbl pecs

Henlo

Remember: Game designers in the 80s and 90s were computer science majors who loved literature, classic fantasy and AD&D. There is a very obvious reason the AAA market had been declining for so long. I don't need to spell it out.

@wertyihhvcvjko @thirdybaudin

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@K3nZion Ready for it

Who wants to eat my… 💦? 👀

@krist_pykreme Like fapping?

doing it all night all summer

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@PapaBearTough Yes

Song, hear. Come to and fro. Watch o'er our plight. Song, heal. Take pain away. Let it all go.

@vainurk Sxy

Employee of the Year 🏆 Nagbunga ang araw-araw na kape 😂 Good job, self! 👍

A humorous but sobering vision of her fear as a female celebrity. Fate pitting her against another female, just like the tabloids did before. Dying from it. Her wealth squandered by “family”. Also which other popstar peer writes a hit about mortality like this? I dare you.

@michaerio Deinfluencers might help

I feel like if I’m not gonna insert what I want to the list of needs (mostly not mine) that I have to account for, I’m never gonna be able to truly live this one life that I have. So…. is a Neo something I should get or should I go for an Air? I hate capitalism. 😂

It's really funny how debt is forgivable when it's tied to yachts, hedge funds, or failed businesses, but suddenly becomes a character flaw when it's tied to education, healthcare, or survival.