Jonny Wagon

@jimmyfallon I really love you babe, but hamsters go deeper#whyimsingle

It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing reason you're single and tag it with #WhyImSingle. Could be on the show!

If you went and demonstrated your first amendment right at, or in, any business, they would tell you to piss off. Unless it suits their narrative. Social media is not yours!

@realDonaldTrump Can you do simple math you little prick for a brain!

No Presidential candidate ever came even close to losing an Election who won Iowa, Florida and Ohio. I won all three, by a lot!

@realDonaldTrump You are the biggest piece of shit this planet has ever seen! Go fuck yourself Mr. President!

Statement by Donald J. Trump, The President of the United States Full Video: fb.watch/27KawkLq3E/

What about that time I caught you naked with a bowl of jello? “I was hot and I was hungry”. #igotbusted

@milkteamamacita Meth

BAY AREA- My boyfriend was walking to his car when he witnessed a woman in his neighborhood yelling racial slurs at a Latino man walking his dog. My bf called her to stop and proceeded to walk to his car. She was waiting for him up the hill and started to attack him verbally

@sanrous2 @MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump Missing the point a little here y’all.. how is it free if all are not free? Not talking about uprooting the system.. but changes have to happen...

@MatthewJshow @realDonaldTrump A no brainer Simple! If you want to live in Totalitarism Chína; Vote Biden If you want to live in the "Land of the Free and The Home of the Brave; Vote Trump. #Trump2020LandslideVictory

The Radical Left Democrats: First they try to take away your guns. Then they try to take away your police!

@powrdragn Kindergarten. Mrs Day, Memphis Tennessee

What grade were you when you had your first black teacher?

@thelocalpyle Ditto. Stay safe and keep the tunes coming every sundee! All we got..

@behindthewagon I have been cooking like a madman during quarantine... And normally I don't cook...

Here is a ladybug to brighten your day... It brightened mine...

@AOC This is all twitter consists of! Peoples own agendas and hate... Sad.

I deal w/ a lot of violent threats, vitriol, etc. But I never get more hate aimed at me than when I address racial inequities. If some people think racial disparities are as much a myth as other issues I discuss, then why do they get so much more violent & angry on this topic?

@thelocalpyle @oasis I watched soapersonic, haha

We might get an @oasis reunion out of this...

@rainnwilson I wish you would do an office spin off show! “Dwight”, would be fantabulous...

@realDonaldTrFan Twitter is dumb!

VERY Happy to anounce that the FAMOUS defense attorney Alan Dershowitz will defend ME at MY impeachment! Dershowitz defended murderers like OJ Simpson and sex offenders like Jeffrey Epstein! He ONLY defends the WORST scum on this planet! He's the perfect person to defend ME!

Who is running @johnlennon twitter account in the first person?

@eqoeqoe @VinCen254 @mjfree Or wake up and realize that all this fighting over religion is ignorant... it’s all bullshit politics! Live your life, try to be kind, and be free...

@VinCen254 @mjfree We love all the nations except Israel. Israel must leave the Palestine. If the Holocaust is true,then the Germany must pay the cost of it not the Palestine. Donald Trump should pay for the terror of General #Soleymani

Donald Trump is a TERRORIST Donald Trump is a CHILD ABUSER Donald Trump is a RACIST Donald Trump is a SCAM ARTIST Donald Trump is a SEXIST Donald Trump is a COWARD Donald Trump is a LIAR Donald Trump is a CROOK Donald Trump is a CRIMINAL Donald Trump is NOT MY PRESIDENT

@BernieSanders First off, politicians are grossly over paid for what little service they actually provide... we sit here and talk about money! 99% of you! have more then three life times of a blue collar worker wages sitting in your vacation homes and personal expenses...

The average cost of college tuition in: Denmark: $0 / year Finland: $0 / year Germany: $0 / year Norway: $0 /year Poland: $0 / year Sweden: $0 / year United States: $8,202 / year College for All is not an impossible idea.

@JasonIsbell Definately some shitty diapers!... #dadlife

@JasonIsbell Haha! Love it!

@JasonIsbell Hallelujah!