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@being_facetious

The official Twitter account of the REAL Your Name Here. I’m being facetious. Or am I? 🙄

Inside your house, behind you. Katılım Şubat 2019
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Dallas4ever
Dallas4ever@Dallas4ever4·
@TheRealThelmaJ1 You dumb bitch Yeah he dyed like an Easter egg. You are an heartless person
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Your Name Here©️™️®️@being_facetious·
@DerrickEvans4WV For fucks sake stop making so many videos with AI. No one can afford their electricity bill because you’re making shit like this. Try going outside for some fresh air & sunshine to pass the time instead of making this trash.
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Derrick Evans
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV·
Teachers and their unions CANCELED North Carolina schools on short notice for a leftist protest and showed NO REMORSE that parents scrambled to get their kids taken care of. DEFUND EVERY DISTRICT THAT DID THIS! We should NOT fund liberal indoctrination camps.
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3RDCOASTPAWN
3RDCOASTPAWN@3RDCOASTPAWN·
WOW ! a solar covered canal. what a technological achievment 🤣what genius came up with that ? give us 2 paragraphs on why this is a great thing, common sense tells me hot glass cause elevated heat which in turn causes Evaporation so how does this save water ? i think you mean wastes money as ususal !
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Governor Gavin Newsom
Governor Gavin Newsom@CAgovernor·
While the Trump Administration tears down clean energy in favor of fossil fuels, California is activating a pilot project for the nation’s first solar-covered canal. We're investing in new technologies to find more solutions for lowering costs, saving water, and preparing for a hotter, drier future.
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Your Name Here©️™️®️@being_facetious·
@GuntherEagleman You fuck head—are we going to be reimbursed? EVERYTHING costs more w/ high fuel costs. You’re a fucking twat & a liar. Wipe off trump’s smegma from your lips. It’s a bad look & the stink is all over you.
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Your Name Here©️™️®️@being_facetious·
@GBLAN1204 @TheRealThelmaJ1 The joke came BEFORE the attempt. Melania publicized the joke AFTER the attempt, as if that’s what he was joking about. (Let me help you: the joke is because trump is old) No one would’ve known about this joke, if not for her. Get your facts straight.
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George Blanchard
George Blanchard@GBLAN1204·
@TheRealThelmaJ1 Nearly half a century ago, comedian Johnny Carson chose unity over punchlines after an assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan....class unlike today's POS!
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Terrence K. Williams
Terrence K. Williams@w_terrence·
Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.
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Your Name Here©️™️®️
Your Name Here©️™️®️@being_facetious·
@w_terrence His joke was before the latest “assassination” attempt, and was referencing trumps old age. It was a fake roast, where jokes are made about terrible things. And trump, the sitting POS POTUS, has openly celebrated other peoples deaths. Clearly you know nothing. Including comedy.
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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
This photo was taken in the Oval Office after the attempted assassination last night! This Iconic photo will be in history books 100 years from now!
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Your Name Here©️™️®️@being_facetious·
@TheRealThelmaJ1 He really needs to mix in a new method for these attempts. We’re all losing interest with the guns. It’s like college mass shooting, concert mass shooting, high school mass shooting, “assassination”, rinse, repeat. Just all blending together at this point. He needs to jazz it up!
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TheRealThelmaJohnson
TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1·
In preparation for the midterm elections, Donald Trump's staged assassination attempts will be moving to a bi-weekly schedule May-October. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden·
this video overstimulated me in ways i’ve never experienced like my jaw just kept dropping😭
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iHateMidWits
iHateMidWits@iHateMidWits·
@beyoncegarden This woman right here is just your typical example of what’s wrong with this country Works, aborted her kids, no life, makes our business her business
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Your Name Here©️™️®️
Your Name Here©️™️®️@being_facetious·
@LarryJones You’re also a liar. If you’re a veteran, you are not unvaccinated. You can’t be both, so which is true? And if you’re talking about the Covid vaccine, no one cares. It’s 2026. You’re not special, at least not in the way you think you are. You’re just a sheep in the maga herd.
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🇺🇸 Larry 🇺🇸
🇺🇸 Larry 🇺🇸@LarryJones·
UNVACCINATED CONSERVATIVE MEAT EATING GUN OWNER HOW ELSE CAN I OFFEND YOU TODAY?
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Joe G
Joe G@EastEndJoe·
Taurus here. My answer: because I know I’m the best! What’s yours?
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 SICKENING: Virginia just approved a radical redistricting referendum 51.5%-48.5% handing Democrats a 10-1 stranglehold on the state's 11 congressional seats. Barack Obama rushed to X to celebrate: “Congratulations Virginia Republicans are trying to tilt the midterms... thanks for standing up for democracy!” Former fair map? Virginia had the most competitive and fair congressional map in America, a balanced 6D-5R split that actually reflected the state's purple reality. Now? Upstate and Northern Virginia elites get to dictate everything, cracking conservative areas and manufacturing a near-total wipeout. Nikki nailed it: This was a gaslighting operation. Sold as “moderate” Abigail Spanberger restoring “fairness” nothing fair about rigging the map to silence half the state.
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Your Name Here©️™️®️
Your Name Here©️™️®️@being_facetious·
@GuntherEagleman SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. You’re wrong: Virginia’s CITIZENS approved this. It’s called democracy. Unlike in Texas. And in Indiana. Which you approved of. So go fuck right the fuck off. Your opinion is worthless since you clearly don’t believe in the principles of the USA.
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DOW Rapid Response
DOW Rapid Response@DOWResponse·
.@SECWAR “If Iran chooses poorly, then they will face a blockade and bombs dropping on infrastructure, power, and energy.”
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💕 Brittany Belle 💕
💕 Brittany Belle 💕@BrittanyinTexas·
This pervert with his grandson in the golf cart, abruptly stops mid-round, gets out, adjusts his pants up over his bulging stomach, to hug a woman & tell her she’s in great shape. He’s such a creep… 🤮
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