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I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

i hate cutting oranges at a bar bc it only gets used once, in a blue moon

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize

The stretch between 4/20 and Earth Day is like hippie ramadan

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

Let us reject the logic of violence and war, and embrace peace founded on love and justice—an unarmed peace, not based on fear, threats or weapons. This peace is disarming, because it is capable of resolving conflicts, opening hearts, and generating trust, empathy, and hope. I strongly reiterate: The world thirsts for #Peace! Enough of war and all the pain it causes through death, destruction, and exile! #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

Me asking any person under 20 if they’ve heard of Evanescence

Don’t fight me, but I feel like food trucks need to find a way to go back to being cheaper than dine-in restaurants.

this is my version of an egot

ni todas las canciones que hablan de la luna le hacen justicia a lo sublime que es

I urge everyone to accompany this moment of delicate diplomacy with prayer, in hopes that a willingness to dialogue may become the means to resolve other conflict situations in the world as well. #PrayTogether #Peace

| love when airlines are like ooooooh we didn't realize you'd ALL be bringing a bag

Strange place ✅ New perspective ✅✅✅

Congress is on recess. But don’t worry, they’ll get right back to doing absolutely fucking nothing when they return.

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???