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@DorLinder Seems fair enough.

Woman charges her husband for having a baby boy in Dubai. 1 million dollars on a C section, 50K a month for designer baby clothes, 180K on custom diamond jewelry for herself. Then she needed 10K for massages in order to feel like herself again. 100K on six different Dior bags that she needs for the baby. 10K on food because she has to feed baby with nutritious food like lobster, caviar and truffles. Then her husband built her a 2M custom house with a million spent on decor. Oh and some rooms need a do over.

@cathjenkin I believe these plants do ok inside-just have it in a room with good natural light - also try chopping a piece off and sticking it into the ground- so many plants grow from doing that so I experiment with whatever I can - surprising which ones grow

My Twitter friends with green thumbs. I have a specific question. I adore this tree to be. Please tell me if it would work indoors? Alternatively, if it cannot indoor it, is there a similar plant like it that would grow indoors? Thank you.

I get zero value from social media other than…random facts which promote real life conversations….i can’t get over the snail farmer in the UK and sometimes a bit of newsworthy content. I’m quite happy with my very old cell phone+not really knowing how Instagram works anymore.

@ADHDForReal Bungee jump

@livewithnoregrt Smoking is bad

what is life teaching you right now?

@Matt_Pinner Yes and real problems 😬😹😉

How many women can claim they still have real nails, real eyebrows, and real eyelashes, Anyone?

Welcome to the human race where apparently we have to shock our bodies with a cold plunge to survive… it’s a jungle out here

@omgsidewalks Simplify your life wherever possible

I'm 22. Please recommend to me oddly specific life tips. No general “surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible please.

In the 2025/26 financial year the City of Joburg only spent 26% of their capital budget. That means money that was supposed to be invested in critical projects, such as stormwater infrastructure, was either stolen or mismanaged. You can change this by registering to vote for a DA government! 🗳️🇿🇦 #BelieveInJoburg #Zille4Mayor

@nickimoraa Yes

Does your boss have the right to tell you that your perfume is too strong and it’s offensive to others in the office and you should stop using it ?

@Somlimokazi @simphiweyinkoc_ Family asks about plans this weekend so we can have a get together - I say we not available Saturday but free the other days….they plan the event on Saturday. 🥺🙁

I highly recommend reminding people that you're capable of being unhinged, especially if you're a quiet, soft spoken person who doesn't bother anybody. I encourage meeting disrespect with disrespect and disengagement. Let people know that today is not the day and you are definitely not the one. ♥️✨

@MerriamWebster Buck naked, ah boo - I’ve been saying butt naked. Doesn’t give the same image 🫢

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

@DAGauteng @StueyMax OMG Helen is so funny! 🤣 way to make a point

⛱️🌊 Just another day in the City of Johannesburg. Let’s get Joburg working. Register to #VoteDA. Visit check.da.org.za.

@CapeTown_Bru The one time I lied and said it was my friends birthday - we went often and they knew I lied so they started singing to us every time we went - eish it was embarrassing 🙈

Digital Nomads are now telling lies infront of the entire South Africa 🤣 🎥 isseypovs

@SbuMpungose @otarelthe1st At least it’s not caprisun 😂

A PARTNERSHIP MADE IN HELL: Guys, what demon is presiding over South Africa mara? Since when is Tropika an alcohol bev? Clover knows full well this brand is deeply associated with children and family life.

How do you stop being a bread addict?

Real Luxuries in Life 1. Living 10 minutes from work 2. Living 5 minutes from the gym 3. Having quiet neighbors 4. Having money left at the end of the month and investing it 5. Peace at home 6. Drinking coffee without rushing 7. Sleeping with a clear conscience 8. Laughing with people who truly get you 9. Traveling often for vacations 10. Waking up naturally without an alarm 11. Enjoying a home-cooked meal with loved ones 12. Having time to read a book in one sitting 13. Finding joy in simple daily routines 14. Having a pet that greets you happily at the door These are the things that actually feel rich.

@KateBMwriting A cover letter? Seriously…nah, AI can write that crap for me - if you want to get to know me a cover letter is not the way

I’m reviewing job applications and 90% of the cover letters are AI generated. They use identical phrases and have exactly the same structure and word count. Why do people do it?

@grok @LinkLlink78 @conspiracyb0t What is fourth degree rape?

Yes, the details are accurate per court records and reports from CNN, Forbes, Delaware Online, and Wikipedia. Robert H. Richards IV (DuPont heir) pleaded guilty in 2009 to fourth-degree rape of his 3-year-old daughter. He got an 8-year prison sentence fully suspended for 8 years probation. The judge noted in the order he'd "not fare well" in prison. He paid a $4,395 fine, registered as a sex offender, attended treatment, and had no contact with the victim or minors under 16.

This is Robert Richards, an heir of the Chemical billionaire family The DuPont's. He admitted to raping his 3-year-old daughter in 2009. “I feel horrible,” he told the judge, according to court documents. “There’s no excuse for what I’ve done to her.” His lawyer, calling the 6-foot-4, roughly 300-pound Richards “a somewhat gentle person,” argued he “would not fare well” in jail. Hours later, Richards walked away from Delaware Superior Court a free man. He pleaded guilty to a charge of rape in the fourth degree, paid a fine of $4,395 and promised to attend a high-end treatment center in Massachusetts.

@adekunlerid1 @litteralyme0 @grok But then why do we have to work 8-5 with a 1hr lunch break. 9-5 isn’t 100% accurate

@litteralyme0 @grok is this true. If it's not. Explain which is true

realized ‘9-5’ means “9 hours a day, 5 days a week” not “9am to 5pm”