Caleb Gregory

God I love millennial sad boy guitar pickin music so much. I am a cliché person and I don’t care who knows it.

@innoutburger_ Good fucking question

WHY IS GAS IN CALIFORNIA $6 DOLLARS A GALLON

@meatypepper Hickory switches don’t grow where you grew up apparently

I was this child. My parents resorted to attempting spanking one singular time and apparently I told my dad "harder!" He immediately stopped and told my mom he's never doing that again lmao

@ImMarieshaKeen @nylabby97 @ExtremstFemnist @wine_018 @janeclarejones

@nylabby97 @belac46 @ExtremstFemnist @wine_018 @janeclarejones He's a literal parasite.

Saw two adolescent boys absolutely terrorizing a family of geese across a huge public park lawn. No reason. Just for fun. Scaring them. Chasing them. Trying to kick them. I was fifty yards away. “Hey! Leave the geese alone!” Nothing. “Hey!!! Stop chasing the geese!!!” They looked at me and hesitated. Then kept going. I summoned the spirit of every soul brutalized by men and said “LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE!!!!!!!” The entire waterfront park stopped and the boys RAN to their dad. I am at the point where I have zero embarrassment for calling out men of every age for their actions. Whatever sickness men have, it starts young. It starts taking pleasure in the distress of others. I simply won’t stand for it. And parents! The fuq ya’ll doin with these boys????????

@nylabby97 @ImMarieshaKeen @ExtremstFemnist @wine_018 @janeclarejones Yeah. When puppies chase animals that isnt a hunting instinct either.

@belac46 @ImMarieshaKeen @ExtremstFemnist @wine_018 @janeclarejones As someone who grew up hunting as the only lady in a house of 4 ppl, they weren’t practicing shit.

@ImMarieshaKeen @ExtremstFemnist @wine_018 @janeclarejones And yet you see boy practicing ancestral skills and you condemn it. Curious.

@belac46 @ExtremstFemnist @wine_018 @janeclarejones We can hunt too moron. But we can also forage and prep then cook and clean all while taking care of their babies. Men are weak

@AgoristN Tyranny and slavery is when you stop an invasion.

The average American will accept tyranny and slavery if it's more convenient.

@ExtremstFemnist @wine_018 @janeclarejones Our ability to hunt animals is the reason the species continues to exist

@wine_018 @janeclarejones The problem is the boys and men - males. It’s ALL ON THEM. (they have sisters and girl cousins who never behave so abhorrent so it’s NOT how they’re raised)

@wine_018 @janeclarejones You are dumb.

@xXxjesusmanxXx @Devon_Eriksen_ @DocStrangelove2 If I’m behind him and quiet, probably.

@belac46 @Devon_Eriksen_ @DocStrangelove2 Can you beat a guy with a gun when you only have a club?

Gun opinions that get this reaction

@Devon_Eriksen_ @DocStrangelove2 A cannon is obsolete. A sword is obsolete. A club is obsolete. You can absolutely end a guy with any of the above.

Revolvers are obsolete. 1911s are obsolete. 2011s are obsolete because 1911s are obsolete. Bolt action rifles are obsolete. High Power competition rules are obsolete, designed to cover up the weaknesses of the M1 Garand because boomers can't admit their favorite rifle is no longer competitive. Iron sights on rifles are obsolete. Iron sights on pistols will soon be obsolete. Any magazine that malfunctions when you rest the rifle on its baseplate is defective, throw it away. Any handguard that won't hold zero for mounted aiming devices is defective, throw it away. Most people have too much shit on their AR. The AK platform is no longer competitive with the modern AR. Wood doesn't belong on rifles any more. Pencil barrels are usually as good as carbon fiber, because most people really don't need sustained fire. Most exotic and less-popular chamberings don't give enough additional performance to justify themselves. 300 Blackout is a solution in search of a problem. Anything it can do, something else does better. There is no reason to buy a Glock for any purpose whatever, because there are clones better than the real thing. 5.7 is a great cartridge, but it will never make significant inroads into the concealed handgun market, because all of its advantages go away without an awkwardly long barrel. 40S&W only exists because the FBI are retards. Appendix carry isn't actually better, it just has different strengths and weaknesses.

@catriona_b @emilykmay Ah. I did not realize I was in the presence of the one who makes the rules by which all women live. That must be a heavy responsibility.

@belac46 @emilykmay Then you have encountered many exceptions to the rule.

starting to think that "men and women are very different and that's a GOOD thing" is propaganda to normalize the insanity of socializing two groups of people so differently in a system where they don't hold equal power and then telling them they should partner with each other.

@catriona_b @emilykmay That has not been my experience at all.

@belac46 @emilykmay Possibly. I think you’ll find it rather widespread, though, among educated women.

@catriona_b @emilykmay I think that depends entirely on the woman in question.

@belac46 @emilykmay Men may abide by and thrive on atavism and instinct. Women do not.

@catriona_b @emilykmay Millions of years of evolution understands the traits that maximize a species survivability better than social theorists who started publishing 5 minutes ago.

Both we and wolverines absolutely make choices. Those choices are constrained by our respective environments. Your environment was very carefully constructed over the course of many generations to be safe and comfortable for you. This has created the illusion that the sort of masculine traits we see in every other mammal are extraneous and undesirable in human males. This is an error.

@catriona_b @emilykmay More sophisticated? Yes. Fundamentally different dynamics? No.

@belac46 @emilykmay I like to think we are a BIT more advanced in our social order than badgers and wolverines. Maybe not men… but women, certainly.

@DSPetolicchio Toss the arm over there Paul.

I’ve got two requests when I’m gone: 1. Scatter my remains across my favorite trails. 2. And please… don’t cremate me.

@Empty_America Well.. yes that is in fact our current system.

I think that is clearly too low, but these discussions are strange because they always implicitly assume that people somehow don't need to work at all if the pay isn't enticing enough. The assumption is that people can just elect to stay home on some kind of welfare?

@KingOfInternet @JihadiAsuka @opinionwitchy @LqLana They proposed to suspend senate rules lol. Yeah. Thats an obvious nonstarter. They can pass the bill at any time and fund TSA.

@belac46 @JihadiAsuka @opinionwitchy @LqLana No it isn't hard to fact check that Democrats proposed funding TSA separately several times and Republicans have blocked their proposals, you dipshit

So Trump won't pay TSA but ICE are being paid to do this? #DemsUnited