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God I love millennial sad boy guitar pickin music so much.
I am a cliché person and I don’t care who knows it.
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Caleb Gregory
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@nonregemesse Classic right winger self own. You’ll opine on a topic but have no idea what it mean
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There’s an episode from Cheers where Frasier and another guy are quoting from Richard II and Cyrano de Bergerac.
34 million Americans watched this episode.
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙♀️@SketchesbyBoze
Ten years ago you could make jokes about Jane Eyre and Dracula on twitter and most people would get them; nowadays I have to explain references to Alice in Wonderland and The Hobbit as if we’re living in a very on-the-nose film adaptation of Fahrenheit 451.
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Cant tell you how many hours of video games I played and how much SpongeBob I watched growing up.
Then I got a degree in physics and was fairly competitive in both cross country and soccer.
I feel like if slop ruins your life it might be a you problem. A little slop as a treat
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@mattblake94 @creativeburne The environment doesn’t exist without the books.
Causality is like a river. Everything Harry Potter is downstream of JK Rowling creating the world of Harry Potter in her books.
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@belac46 @creativeburne No. She wrote the books. The environment was not her.
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Emma Watson reveals Hollywood broke her after Harry Potter and she came to sets and got her ass kicked
"I came to work looking for friendship and that was a very painful experience for me outside of Harry Potter and in Hollywood"
"it was bone breakingly painful because most people don't come to those environments looking for friendships. They're looking for this is my chance. This is my role"
"And I was not of that mindset. And so I found the rejection really painful...it's so unusual to make a set of films for 12 years and we were a community so I took that as an exploitation into my into my other workplaces and I just got my I just got my ass kicked"
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@mattblake94 @creativeburne Are you retarded?
No Harry Potter movie or movie set in a world in which Harry Potter was never written.
Amazing that it is necessary to explain this.
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@belac46 @creativeburne The creator of that environment was NOT Rowling.
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@memeticsisyphus Wait, where do you think the golden rule came from? Every large culture has some version of 'treat others how you want to be treated' even if they don't follow it (nobody follows the golden rule when they're in power)
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No you didn’t you fucking retard. You had 7 years of moral instruction from your parents that would say things like “it’s not nice to hit.”
We Rate Tweets@Tweet_Ratez
I reasoned my way to the golden rule when I was 7, but the titans of intellect on the right can’t figure out “would I like it if someone did this to me? Maybe I shouldn’t do it to others” without God writing it down. Hilarious.
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$SPCX is going to fail entirely as a company and the path is clear.
According to legendary investor Jeremy Grantham, the SpaceX goals are "utterly inconceivable."
The stock is already immensely down since it went public and every investor is underwater.
This is the largest IPO and disappointment simultaneously.
Truly a moment for the history books.
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😂 John Lindsay?
I’ve known this guy since 7th grade. Same soccer team. One of my roommates at UGA for 3 years.
He didn’t used to be this flexible.
Pretty sure we are 16 years old here: 😂
Mobility Exercises | Pain Relief Workouts@FeelGoodMovez
If you're 35+ and want to stay strong, mobile, and athletic for life, try doing these 5 things daily: 1.
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@Michael_Druggan Got to 1.5x my body weight with this one simple trick:
No body weight.
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You forgot a word.
"Double"
Avi@FitnessEmpiree
Just wanna state if can bench YOUR BODYWEIGHT you are strong AF and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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@DaleStarkA10 We will almost certainly institute these measures just in time to disqualify ourselves from power forever. 😂
Still a good idea.
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The pattern of geriatric boomers dying or continuing to ‘serve’ while in a vegetative state while still in office is not a sign of a healthy society. We desperately need term limits and a mandatory retirement age to make way for the next generation of leadership.
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Billionaires shouldn’t exist because they hoard wealth while people die on the streets and starve
Destroyer of Bad Takes (Emeritus)@_Credible_Hulk
Defeat progressive inequality obsession with this one question
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Same guy who said he could cut the US budget by $2 trillion then cut it by $0
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru
JUST IN: Elon Musk says SpaceX $SPCX will be worth more than Earth if it accomplishes its goals.
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Conor’s performance at UFC 329 makes GSPs return to fight Micheal Bisping in UFC 217 after years of retirement a LOT more impressive.
George got up of the couch after leaving the game completely for years, and beat a champion at the apex of their game.
GOAT.
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Jack Krucial | Lethal Gentlemen's Club@JackKrucial
Conor McGregor’s team should not have had a flying switch kick in his game plan. Terrible fight preparation. You’re 1.5-2x more likely to tear an ACL with a traumatic injury like the leg break he had 5 years ago. Just shows Conor is surrounded by yes men, period.
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This is your yearly reminder that Yellowstone is a national park full of wild animals, not a petting zoo.
Breaking911@Breaking911
A tourist was seriously injured after a bison tossed them about 8 feet into the air in Yellowstone National Park. The attack was captured on video by photographer Mike Macleod.
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@jamesonhaslam Define “open ocean” this is going to bounce a lot anywhere outside of a harbor is there is any chop at all.
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how dangerous would it be for me to spend a lot of time out on the open ocean in something like this
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