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@hiiteddyyy What a thing to read at 2:09 AM

bro y-you’re not supposed to put your paw there….w-we’re packmates…

@masa_0083 The Department of Defense is allergic to efficient spending, so they'd rather just bolt new parts onto old planes and call it a day. Just you watch, when the Martian Wars of 2295 come around we'll be flying a B-52 that's been in service since 1981 over Olympus Mons.

本当にこれでいいんですか？ 改修プログラムが新規開発より安価であるという理由で、いつまでもいつまでもB-52を改修していると、ボーイングの開発力がますます低下して次の爆撃機が作れなくなるのでは？

@Helldivers_NOW The Senator literally never once let me down. It has gotten me out of so many hairy spots you'd think it was the floor of a hair salon, it is ALWAYS a good option. Maybe not the BEST, but always a good one

What weapon is your "Ol' Reliable"?

@me_irl Welp, time to make an astronaut vocaloid ig

I have been getting dozens of messages like this because I committed a grave error by accidentally inventing a vocaloid without having a character design prepped and ready to go right out the gate. I am learning so much

@ReelRebel_ first time I've ever seen somebody fucking parry impact frames with their own

thragg the first mf in history with a reverse impact frame 🙌

@SuitedWolf Cain crashing out bc he got a 4 star review that says "decent service, could've been better if he wasn't a chud. 4/5"

@Daykerpriest Gotta hand it to Thragg for being legit patient and understanding with Mark instead of smacking his shit smoove off first thing

Top tier for a reason

@TheSashaExpress "We kill the horse"

I love how Jake is always Conquest

@tfcomicsdaily Blew Soundwave's shit smoove off and called Megatron a bitch about it lmfao

IDW: Transformers

@zarzaliel Dragons often fly alongside small to medium passenger jets, riding the plane's wake like geese migrating to conserve energy and cover vast distances

"This is your captain speaking... err.... if you look, you'll see we'll... err.... be travelling with a few new... err... friends"

@BalamK1n @AlexAlvara38591 @henrybadger19 Yknow I should've expected these responses

@AlexAlvara38591 @belligerentmf44 @henrybadger19 Yeah I want one deep in my guts anyway 🤤🤤🤤

He gets Cecil to build him a machine that turns him into the size of a cell and he just goes fucking ballistic on the cancer cells

@CherryChomps @AlexAlvara38591 @henrybadger19 He decides to fight your liver due to a need for more difficulty

@AlexAlvara38591 @belligerentmf44 @henrybadger19 drawback?

@rawhorror This is what Doorman art should be. 50% eldritch rizz and 50% him mentally calculating how many calories he'd get from eating your soul

creature feature (and it's doorman deadlock)

@ahsokaskyber "Rocky thinks you are retarded, statement"

this is frying me so bad😭

@HL_Alyx_NoVR Cuz the scalpers yoinked em for a 150% markup on Ebay bro, that's why they sold out so fast. I'm sure they'll tighten up on it for the next batch

@rawsalerts FAA finna have a FIELD DAY with United

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as dashcam video shows a United Airlines flight clipping a light pole during landing before striking a bakery truck on the ground, leaving the truck driver hospitalized. 📌#Newark | #NewJersey Watch as dashcam footage from a bakery truck captures the moment United Airlines Flight 169, a Boeing 767-424ER arriving from Venice, clips a light pole during its final approach into Newark Liberty International Airport before striking the truck on the ground. The impact occurs in the final seconds before touchdown, with the light pole visibly bending toward the runway after the aircraft passes overhead. At the time, winds were gusting above 35 mph, creating challenging headwind conditions that may have contributed to the close clearance. Despite the incident, the aircraft carrying 231 people on board landed safely with no reported injuries and taxied to the gate under its own power. The truck driver was hospitalized with small cuts. Authorities are expected to review the incident. The FAA is investigating

@SenhorMolten Caine would play along for the bit

i just cant stoooop

@me_irl This shit finna hit the breakcore and synth music communities like Crack

i made a state-of-the-art-for-1980 speech synth just for laughs

@NahuPyrope Mf posted premium like we wouldn't notice

Have my garbage