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Florida mother became pregnant through in vitro fertilization. She and hubby chose a sperm donor who was supposed to look like him. Docs used mislabled sperm. Dad is holding the result.

@cirnosad Yeah, no.

There's an obvious open secret everyone is ignoring that will become clear around 30 hours from now: Iran has been holding back the entire time.

@I_amMukhtar Yeah, everyone hates you.

John Terry is never beating the allegations.

@ScotlandSky Never played them on a beach before.

Martin O'Neill has NEVER lost against Dundee United while in charge of Celtic 🔥

@MarcIles Need a couple more wins at least.

After yesterday's disappointment, important to keep some perspective with Wanderers' position. Third spot still in their own hands... The question is, how safe are those hands? #bwfc

@TRobinsonNewEra At least wait until they've levelled London and Birmingham.

How close does Iran have to be to be able to strike the UK? The answer is that they could, theoretically, already be able to do it. Do people still want to do nothing? Honest question.

@Parodyjeffx He's 79.

Trump is quite definitely in deteriorating health. What the hell is happening to him?

@I_amMukhtar Get out while you still can is my advice.

John Terry has also liked an Instagram post from Rupert Lowe calling for a mass deportation.

@CelticFC Why is there grass in that picture?

Full-time. #DUTDCEL | #CelticFC🍀

@KevinRo11146252 Anything is better than a plastic pitch but the groundsman at Dundee Utd needs to be sacked.

That Dundee Utd pitch is atrocious. You can't persuade me that a good quality Astro pitch wouldn't be better than this 🤷🏻‍♂️

@ScotlandSky Groundsman needs sacking.

Team news from Dundee United vs Celtic 👇 skysports.com/football/dunde…

@Varticoo Out.

Are you Liam Rosenior IN or OUT?

@BBCRMsport And whose fault is that?

🗣️ Strong words from Steven Schumacher after Bolton's 1-0 loss at Port Vale 🔊 Listen to his full thoughts and subscribe for Bolton latest: bbc.in/4sXvyY9 #BWFC #BBCFootball

@johannesmkx You know he did a press conference in front of around 30 people?

Benjamin Netanyahu will never be convicted of war crimes because he's dead.

@benonwine They need a lot more than prosecuting.

That truck isn’t “just a vehicle” It’s someone’s livelihood. Their mortgage. Their family’s food on the table. Destroy it and you should pay for every loss it causes. Who AGREES these so called Protesters should be Prosecuted as Terrorists, Yes or No?

@OfficialBWFC @officialcarmats Lucky that only Stevenage and Plymouth out of the chasers have won today.

Defeat this afternoon. #bwfc | @officialcarmats

@OfficialBWFC @officialcarmats Plymouth, Stockport, Cardiff now 😱

@OfficialBWFC @officialcarmats The L1 tinkerman again comes up with a wacky plan that just doesn't work 😑

My UK friends, how does it feel to be conquered without a single shot being fired?

@Matt_Pinner Kitten

You have to name him the last thing you ate