Ben Böhmer

@Plinz Not cringe necessarily, but it's yet another recurring expense. I'd rather donate sporadically, on a month-by-month basis on any other platform.

Should I offer subscriptions?

@HeidiPriebe1 Early in the relationship with my now wife i had a vision. It relates to this. How the love between us could open a portal through which a... soul(?) would be given the experience of human life. One sentence doesn't do it justice. But it felt spiritual.

Not even immoral or whatever. Just insane. What life means and where it emerges from is the single greatest mystery known to mankind and most of us have managed to almost entirely divorce that mystery, mentally/emotionally, from the ritual that creates it.

The fact that we generally do not, in western culture, treat sex & sexuality as innately spiritual, is insane.

@_darrenburns This is fantabulastistic! Found this looking for guidance with my own textual project: Something that resembles the venerable Norton Commander, except not for files, but sth. else. 300 lines seem surmountable. Github repo link, pretty please? :) BTW.: Have you used other libs?

@howdydoughty @Felipe_Grey95 No, youll be learning, a lot. 😄 I've had to read up on so many details and things i had forgotten because of all the questions. Probably depends a lot on the pupils though...

@Felipe_Grey95 Take notes on…what I’m teaching?

What advice would you give to someone who is training new SEOs for the first time?

@screamingfrog Feature request, most humbly (inspired by the new limit by url path): Ability to allow for *some* (specific) URL parameters to be crawled. I could exclude, but easier to include one than to exclude... who even knows how many parameters there are on this site? 🤷

@tasshinfogleman Get children.

if you knew in advance that making a specific life choice would make you happier than you've ever been, but would also make you suffer more than you've ever suffered, what would you do?

@CoderMiddy @kmett @CasualEffects Please do tell!

@kmett @CasualEffects Still hustling pool. I've just been sitting on this for a few years and decided it was time to release it. There's a lot to the story behind how this came to be.

This deck of cards has a bar code printed on the edge of each card. Scanning these bar codes would reveal where every card is (or isn't - if cards are missing.) Think card magic. 1/

@noe_enklere @DebugBear I have a very few extensions needed for work that keeps me opening Chrome for a few tasks. Wish I didn't have to.

@DebugBear Seriously, who actually wants to support the Chrome browser monopoly? 🙂

The Chrome User Experience Report tells you how real users experience your website. It also powers the Core Web Vitals data that Google uses as a ranking signal. This article explains how CrUX data is collected and how you can work with it. 🧵⬇️ debugbear.com/blog/chrome-us…

@MalteLandwehr Not that rare! 😁

Rare footage of an SEO frantically fixing a botched site migration.

@MalteLandwehr This gives some perspective for SEOs at any level in their organisation. Especially as a tech SEO it's good to focus on the "softer" aspects of the job every once in a while.

In 2020, I joined idealo as Head of SEO. Since then we were the largest winner of the July 2021 Core Update and the 2nd-largest winner of SEO Visibility in Germany in 2021 according to Sistrix. Here is what I believe makes a great Head of SEO. 🧵

@visakanv ,dd for date. ,tt for time. So many keystrokes to be saved.

If you use text replacement to substitute “@@” with your email address you never have to type it out again I also sub “aaaa” with my home address and “vvvv” for my full name and many more things like this

@nat_sharpe_ Left. It's a more common interpersonal distance The right face, at that distance, would be a lot smaller seen through the lens of a human eye.

@nat_sharpe_ @ErgoEcho Reverse Dall-E?

@m_ashcroft Going by rote? Not sports specific though.

Is there a term from any sports context where you overcommit to a move/play and then are unable to respond to something other than what you expected to happen?

@tasshinfogleman Feels like there are so many combinations of different types of sad and of tired that we might need more than one word. I like thesaurus.com's suggestion: chapfallen.

need a word like hangry but for sad and tired instead of angry and hungry

@Malcolm_Ocean I think now I have to!

@benbohmer yo that would be funny if you then went and did do it in hot air balloons, and then when people are like "are you this Ben Böhmer?" you could be like "no I'm the other Ben Böhmer who did a DJ set from a hot air balloon"

What's your relationship with caffeine?

@Malcolm_Ocean Hah, no, but I get that question a lot the last couple years. I am the Ben Böhmer that made psytrance in his room, but never brought it out and up into hot air balloons 🎈 🤷‍♂️

@benbohmer wow, nice (also you're not this Ben Böhmer are you?) youtube.com/watch?v=RvRhUH…

@algekalipso For real? We are still Reading "UFO" as "extraterrestrials". Sure we're ready? Is this never going to stop? Will humans never reach Full Understanding(TM)? Eagerly awaiting 15-Maxi-DMT! (JK: pure white does transcend self-dribbling machine elves)

No more machine elves. Society has advanced beyond the need for DMT machine elves. From now on, we shall derive inspiration only from 5-MeO-DMT God Consciousness.

@Aella_Girl Found a solution in a few hrs others couldn't see for several weeks. Level up was to actually attribute it to my skills and strengths, not downplay and say "nothing special, anybody could have done it", even if it felt trivial to me in retrospect.

what's your latest level up?

@Malcolm_Ocean My eyes opened after I quit coffee, felt great, better that I had hoped for, then tried caffeine pills (with taurine), and it wasn't even comparable. Coffee did nothing, except fog my mind and clear my belly. Pure caffeine was clarity on demand. Rejiggered my worldview.

I'm a bit of a shill for option 3: many people don't realize it's possible to use a few times a month and not get addicted at all! but it totally is. and if you're already well-rested, it can produce peak performance, not just average out low points twitter.com/Malcolm_Ocean/…