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NAKA’d (verb) — /nah-kahd/ To lose substantial money in a Bitcoin-related stock while believing you were getting safe or amplified Bitcoin exposure. To be destroyed by dilution, leverage, treasury-company hype, or secondary offerings despite Bitcoin itself remaining stable or rising. Example usage: “Bitcoin was flat but my portfolio got absolutely NAKA’d.” “He thought he was buying BTC exposure. Instead he got NAKA’d.” “Read the ATM filing before you get NAKA’d.”

🚨JUST IN: SENATORS MOVE TO BLOCK CRYPTO FROM TAX PAYMENTS AND FED ACCESS 🇺🇸Sen. Jack Reed introduced an amendment that would prohibit crypto from being used as legal tender for payments like taxes, per Eleanor Terret. Amendments targeting the crypto market structure bill include blocking the Federal Reserve from granting master accounts to crypto companies.

A SINGLE dose of a newly discovered frog gut bacterium COMPLETELY ERADICATES 100% of cancerous tumors within just 15 days in mice. Landmark study finds the natural bacterium Ewingella americana selectively targets, colonizes, and eliminates tumors—with NO detectable toxicity.