David Ellis

Two minutes and 21.88 seconds 🤯 On this day in 2004, James Hayter scored the most incredible hat-trick.

@VeryHelpers how can I amend something on my order?

@AndyRobsonTips 🚂

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@AndyRobsonTips @B36 @AndysBetClubUK 2XL please

👕 @B36 shirt giveaway? I’ve still got plenty of this seasons shirts to give away, including a few signed ones. To enter: 👉🏼 Follow @AndysBetClubUK 👉🏼 Reply with your size (I’d size up) I’ve mainly got L-XXXL remaining.

@TotallyBetting Remortgaged the house mate, put it all on, Twitter is the source

The Twitter horse for the day is undoubtedly Sharjah

@TotallyBetting Definitely thinks you are a giant egg

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We've teamed up with Football Artist Chris Lee to give away this awesome A3 #afcb history map! Will look STUNNING when framed! All you need to do is: 1⃣ Make sure you're following us & @FootballArtCLee. 2⃣ Retweet THIS tweet! We'll pick a winner on Sunday evening! #Giveaway

@TotallyBetting I think that’s bdo qualifying mate

Came upstairs for a quick game of darts in between Warwick races and managed to throw a 91 dart leg. Think that’ll be a record

@TotallyBetting @TotallyBetting did you have the treble?

Lively Dee! What a brilliant run that was. Stayed on lovely. Brilliant 24 hours with all 3 dogs winning

@Se_Railway Also being told at Lewisham that tickets will be accepted on buses from stations that we are at, to only be told on the buses that we need to tap in

⚠️UPDATE: All lines are now open at #HitherGreen after the trespasser can no longer be seen. Trains will still be delayed passing through the area.

⚠️ NEW: We've had reports of a trespasser on the line at #HitherGreen. Services may be delayed in the area. More to follow.

@TotallyBetting If it didn’t get number at the start, could have had it I reckon mate

Just want a small bet on my dog lads. You don’t even fancy it 🤣

@TotallyBetting Yeah, if we lose a couple of wickets early doors and start chasing the game……

@bendydave82 Rash and Curran bowling well to be fair. Pace wasn’t working. Could be costly

Poor bowling most of this. C’mon

@sseagalofficial quick one who would win in a fight you? or me dressed as you? I’m the one on the right to avoid doubt !!!!

@TotallyBetting Where is the final mate?

Got back. Poured a brandy and watched the replay. She’s ran a cracker. Slowly away again but so brave to get inside Two Marks and then ran on strongly, closest at the finish. Got the draw next week so who knows but up against a monster in Fromposttopillar. Amazing to be involved

Another week, another competition 🤩 We’re donning our away shirt for the first time this weekend and we’ve got one signed by @jeffersonlerma to give away! To be in with a chance, just retweet this tweet and make sure you’re following us by 3pm on Saturday! 🎁 Good luck! 🍒

@GAMESurreyQuays do you have any topps merlin blaster boxes that are going on sale on Friday?

@Se_Railway Is the limited service on the 18th the same service as the previous strike?

Strike action will affect our services: Sat 13 Aug - no Southeastern trains will run Thu 18 & Sat 20 Aug - only a limited service will run Fri 19 Aug - severe disruption to morning trains & TfL strikes all day. Click here for more info: bit.ly/3PgasQN #RailStrike

@NickTiller Are they any left

#afcb tickets for tomorrow are on resale now online

@afcbsuperstore What’s best time to call the club shop on?

Fresh threads 😍