ben farmer

Trent Alexander-Arnold booed by the Liverpool fans as he comes on. You’ll Never Walk Alone. Unless you win every major honour in the game for your boyhood club and leave for a non rival on a free transfer.

A look back to our @Glastonbury appearance last month and our hotel room rehearsal of Happy Hour with Norman @FatboySlim

Could all the Joneses please slow down and let David Moyes keep up

The reluctance of the entire UK media not to engage with the biggest breaking twitter story must surely signal the end of any credibility this delusional old industry holds. Who is the media now? Certainly not this arthritic old Fleet Street mob.

To every one of you in the UK media who are now refraining from commenting on your creepy pals antics because of a long agreed, now outdated, press omerta. You cowards. You weasels. You shameful no good creeps. Your entire lives have been for nothing. The 'game' is up.

@Enezator @gregjames

"They're sex people, Lynn!"

25 years of Jeff Stelling comes to an end. 😪 A legend leaves. ❤️

@Ant_Burns @BlackScarfMarc @AndyCantwell @Ant_Burns ha! Mate this is the brilliant

@BlackScarfMarc @AndyCantwell @benfarmer03

This is the best one of the Tyler Man U love-in commentaries by @AndyCantwell - gets it spot on. Bicycle kick against United? Meh. Side foot basic finish by a United player? BEDLAM.

@AndyCantwell @Ant_Burns best one yet

This should bring a smile to even the most miserable person. 1990 World Cup winner Andi Brehme doing one of them tacky video messages. Watch to the end. 😂

How would you explain the media's obsession with Gary Lineker's tweet to a friend from another country?  @mrjamesob explores the motives behind the scale of coverage on Gary Lineker’s 'relatively innocuous' comment on the Illegal Migration Bill.

@AndyCantwell @Ant_Burns

"Nunez thinks he's scored"

It’s becoming clear that this will be a massive test of Rishi Sunak’s desire & ability to distance himself from the moral corruption of Boris Johnson’s premiership. If he fails to act - or acts too late - it will do him enormous harm.

🙏Now Jeff has gone, I feel like one of my band of brothers has left this world, and I’m going to dearly miss him. I’m sending much sympathy to Sandra, his family, and all who loved him. I want to thank him for all our early days together in Jeff Beck Group, conquering America.

So Ladbaby got Xmas No1. Jovial songs of sausage rolls or re-wording classic songs we all love and know. They beat The Beatles for the most Christmas No1’s ever. In true Christmas spirit I hope 1 or both choke on free sausage rolls or get found out for profiting off charity

@AndyCantwell @Ant_Burns

REACTION - Salahs second goal vs Spurs

@RebeccaPapin @AccidentalP

My Dad’s Halloween costume.