Ben

@shareyourpaper @OrwellNGoode Dude I kill babies all the time. It’s not a big deal

@SheRatesDogs He just kept going…

a little ✨sensitive✨

@ehhhhhhh2286 @legotrillermoth Hot take but understandable

@doulbedoink Banger tweet

(Forgetting im in gay court and not Yoda Court) Not me committing the murder in question!

@VictoriaSanchez @wmata @7NewsDC Lmao ok

We’ve been watching @wmata fare evaders ALL MORNING. Our camera isn’t hidden and people are blatantly hopping turnstiles live on air. Metro estimates $40 million in lost revenue. @7NewsDC

@Explore_234 @khaidreams Mf I knew this was coming and still jumped fuck that

i am begging yall to let teenage girls enjoy things ! its okay if they are a lil cringe !!

@enbyinthealps Yeah

@skyaking_ @OGBeefsTwo The best part of being homeless is walking around butt ass naked

@OGBeefsTwo the best part of living with my parents is walking around butt naked

the best part of living alone is walking around butt ass naked 😌

@GabeBiwit10 Yeah

Do spiders 🕷 bite?

@TedNivison I literally just sneezed wtf

Normalize saying “shut up” after someone sneezes

@Gusbuckets Oops, sorry. I thought this was my favorite sports caster, "Gus Johnson". I apologize for my mistake. I hope you have a good day! Unfollowed

can't wait to log onto reddit today and tell them a very interesting steve buscemi fact 😎

@ConnorEatsPants Can someone help me bring the groceries inside?

first the president, now fleets

@skullemojiiii @vgdunkey Too op

@vgdunkey My pick for the final smash character 🤞

Well, the last smash character just leaked ........

@ConnorEatsPants Hey man

Hi

@halenamead @jamescharles Yooooooo victim blaming 😬

@WillAndrewsBks @wowistaken Jesus was preaching for like 9 years

the Beatles if Outkast had been around in the 60’s:

@n6therite Coo

i miss loona 💔💔💔

@BestBuy Who's gonna say it

ENERGY STAR certified washers and dryers from LG use up to 25% less energy and up to 33% less water.

@Its_Jawsh Hey

Yo

@n6therite @JunkyJanker Homie is literally on the walking dead

@JunkyJanker shawty mad because he’s making more money than you ooooo 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 !!! sucks to suck lol