Benjamin “Benny Fazio, Criminal Mastermind” Fazio

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To recap: 1.) TMZ wouldn’t publish the story even though the price was less than $10k 2.) Barstool openly admits a memo went out saying not to cover this story 3.) All NFL insiders and most major news outlets won’t even mention this story What are some possible theories to explain all this?

Whoever led merch design this year needs to be fired. Too much Barstool big font slop

@RAB1923 @MrBruceWayneJr duos?

Algorithm is dialed, 🪵🪵

@RealBenGeller Drop the link

More people interested than I thought. Comment below if you can create a CRM or dm me.

Congrats on retaining your title Philly

BRAKING 🚨 The Shah has been restored to power in Iran

15 mg of Adderall to get dressed and leave my room

by age 21 you should have gambled your entire net worth multiple times

Strickland won without teeping 👀👀👀

@CaptainJoshuab Tell her the hard stuff means everything but coffee and tea

For Lent I’m giving up the hard stuff (everything besides weed). What else should I say I’m giving up when I talk to my mom?

Buddy of mine told me his ex who refuses to be in the same room as my buddy was the first person to wish my buddy a happy birthday today, clown activity

@MrBruceWayneJr 🫡

@benjaminfazioiv Perfect larp. Well done Benny

All I need this Valentine’s Day #larp

Per sources: More ASU frat leaders are out on the streets with hopes of frame hogging #clav

Things Embiid has had to deal with over his career -Simmons lack of work ethic, refusing to shoot the ball, and quitting on the team -Markelle Fultz’s mysterious shoulder injury -Not re-signing Jimmy Butler -Never having a strong back up center/non Embiid playoff minutes -Keeping Brett Brown too long -Giving Tobias Harris a max -Giving Horford a bag -Hiring Doc Rivers -Fumbling the Rockets/Sixers Harden trade in 2020 (Could have had pre injured hamstring harden) -Being a 1 seed and trading for 35 year old George Hill at the deadline -Not paying James Harden -Punting a season of Embiid’s prime -KJ Martin balloon deal FAILURE -Not trading Yabu, despite having hella value and the Sixers were simultaneously tanking the season . All to not even bring him back. -Paying Paul George a max contact -Ducking the tax during multiple trade deadlines (even after he asked them to spend money)

They fucking threw away the last year having Stoutland, two top 10 receivers in the game, and potentially Lane Johnson all for this jamock’s idiot friend to run 36 hitch routes every game. I can’t man.

@CoachStoutland Fuck

Philadelphia, I’ve decided my time coaching with the Eagles has come to an end. When I arrived here in 2013, I did not know what I was signing up for. I quickly learned what this city demands. But more importantly, what it gives back. The past 13 years have been the great privilege of my coaching career. I didn’t just work here, I became one of you. Stout out

Unfortunately this is a common sighting in the North Eastern library. #tikkimasala