Bruce Wayne PhD

Omw to pick up @blondspit. First date kinda nervous. #carbone

Just waiting for this shot to hit the bottom of the net

@FidiFranky 11 impressions 💔

Telling personality question for a summer intern: Would you rather study aboard or study a broad

@NowitzkiPerc41 Get that man a bid immediately

Yeah I think I’m done with instagram for the rest of the day

@mixedtigerwoods I was wondering the same thing 😭

@MarkelleFultz90 You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Rest easy.

@thebilly_powers You’re*. You’re the man tho have a good one

@MrBruceWayneJr Zip it up when your done buddy

Shirt off at a golf tournament and a tik tok shop watch. So tuff fellas complete takeover material🔥. #asupike

@guymurrayxxx Tik tok old money💔😭🙏🏻. Hang it up fellas

Are we fucking serious right now #rapepike

@tonyrigatonee Holy poor. Add a couple links also chubby💔

I got your rent on my wrist. Don't ever forget that. I wear Rolex and you beg for money from your dad. You're nothing.

@MarkelleFultz90 Shit.

@MarkelleFultz90 Back office final boss

@Poorboy911 Holy 🔥🔥🔥

“Social chair”

@MarkelleFultz90 Chud life

People call it Valentine’s Day, I call it Saturday. #notthesame #cope

@benjaminfazioiv Perfect larp. Well done Benny

@MrBruceWayneJr did I do it right?

All I need this Valentine’s Day #larp

I hope my wife has a great time at dinner with her personal trainer tonight. They have become great friends over these last few months. I will be cleaning the house for her while she is gone. #dream

@EdwardJRburns Double it give it to the next person

I got way too drunk at my date party and fumbled the hottest date Ive ever had. Should i kill myself

No pulp? I only like the one with shum pulp. #niche

Training any sort of combat sport makes you realize VERY quickly how molestable you are. People just assuming they can fight will always be funny to me. Yes, I am talking to you Jake from Sig Chi fraternity who does the push pull legs split 6 times a week at the gym. #idiot

@ThrobbyBoucher Go ahead and log out for me Bobby.

Hot take shes lowkey a cute girl, not even trying to be a white knight but im hundo P giving her a shot