KOLLER CULT

I’m the cofounder of a new company called the Heavy Music Collective. I was sick of not having a transparent picture of how all of my royalties were collected so I teamed up with some amazing people, including the founder of tunecore to make sure we all get paid our money. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

I don’t wanna watch the Red Hot Chili Peppers documentary, but I’m not gonna not watch the Red Hot Chili Peppers documentary.

What a cunt

Hear me out, a Dim Sum joint called Hold Me Bao

@misturgrieves @doodoosmirk Yes yes yessssss

@BenKoller @doodoosmirk Blood Brothers

Tour ideas for 2027 "Little 4" DEP/Botch/Converge/Cave In "ATL vs PNW" Mastodon/Baroness/High on Fire/YOB "Mutants Forever" Mutoid Man/Lightning Bolt/Angine de Poitrine/The Locust "HM2 Reunion" APMD/Trap Them/Black Breath/Cursed

@doodoosmirk @misturgrieves Swing kids?

@misturgrieves @BenKoller Yeah they’re not gonna play without Gabe

@coultin I'm ready!

@BenKoller I’m still working on booking you in salt lake. Don’t think I forgot.

@danlwalk76 yesssssss I need it now

@BenKoller eat hot and sour soup

What do you do when you have the flu? I'll do everything in the comments.

@twilper that sounds nice

@BenKoller attempt to sleep for a minimum of 25 hours a day

@m0unds Ahhh I forgot about the neti pot what am I doing

@BenKoller i bathe in corn syrup. usually take zicam zinc melt things as directed if it's respiratory shit. mucinex + 12 hr sudafed (pharmacy counter) if the congestion is terrible. neti pot or navage thing. delsym 12 hr long-acting if the coughing is bad. feel better soon.

If offered, would you eat In-N-Out for FREE for the next 14 days as apart of a health experiment? In-N-Out is the only thing you can eat for the next 2 weeks.

@BostonSatire Would watch

Modern day Seinfeld: Jerry dates a woman named Julia with views on the Middle East he hates but she has a giant rack. Kramer stockpiles barrels of crude oil to sell for a profit but didn’t realize it can’t go in cars, and now has to try to sell it back. George tries to make insider bets on DraftKings on Yankees trades but the team never makes any of the trades. Elaine is smitten by a handsome guy but won’t commit because he still listens to Diddy music since “Diddy never did anything to me.” Newman has to deliver mail to “J. Epstein” and is convinced Jeffrey must still be alive, so he stakes out the apartment, only to find it’s actually Julia, the girl Jerry is dating.

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

Oh my god my kids iPod was in the middle compartment from this morning and they never pressed pause, it was playing through headphones 😆😆

Guys, I’m in my car and Wonderwall is quietly playing from somewhere. It’s not from my phone. It’s not for my laptop and it’s not coming from my car stereo or another car close to me. I can’t figure it out and I feel like I’m about to get activated to do something like Derek Zoolander and relax. Somebody help.

@dan_ratkllr GODDAMIT

@BenKoller They’re putting Wonderwall in the air now

nobody talks about how genuinely wild music is at a fundamental level. an instrument disturbs air molecules. those molecules cross a room and reach your ear. your ear transforms that into electricity. that electricity shifts your consciousness. and without any coordination, without any shared culture or language, every single human society that has ever existed found their way to this. that is one of the most profound things about being human.

Yesssss can’t wait to listen