Ben Kramer

My initial thoughts agree, but with a week 1 win I’ll be booking my tickets to California.

@MassholeAustin Yes

Are the #Vikings fucking stupid ?

What are we doing? #Skololol

Don’t panic, don’t panic, don’t panic… big swing on someone who played limited snaps, and has foot injury issues. #ImInPanicMode

@AnthonyBarr 0 reps and a torn Pec, time my 40 with a sun dial, and 3 and 2/3 Reams of paper.

if yall had to do a combine right now off the couch what kind of numbers are you putting up?? let’s just go with bench, 40, and vert

@RealAlexJones @grok can you please bookmark this post for me, I have a feeling it may come back as an extremely poor message.

🚨Today in Minneapolis, Minnesota, after an armed leftist agitator named Alex Pretti was killed in a confrontation with ICE the Democrats are calling for a full scale, armed uprising. 🚨Antifa Statement: It’s time to suit up, boots on the ground.” 🚨”I’m not talking about peaceful protest anymore. We’re not talking about having polite conversations anymore.” 🚨”Get your fucking guns and stop these fucking people.

@FoxNews 0-3

BORDER PATROL COMMANDER GREG BOVINO: “During this operation, an individual approached U.S Border Patrol agents with a nine millimeter semi-automatic handgun. The agents attempted to disarm the individual, but he violently resisted. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, a Border Patrol agent fired defensive shots.” “Medics on the scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject, but the subject was pronounced dead at the scene. The suspect also had two loaded magazines and no accessible ID.” “This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement."

@Vikings Indy’s first game at 6 weeks old. Let’s get the W for your newest fan! #SKOL

For the first time in a long time I feel nothing watching this Vikings team. Absolutely no aspect of the game I can look at as a bright spot.

This is the most uninspired Vikings team I’ve ever watched. Matter of time before @JJettas2 wants out. Back to misery. #SKOLOLOL

@Delta How about less than 24 hours notice. What a joke

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You can’t make this shit up. #FireFalvey

The more things change, the more they stay the same. #FireFalvey

I see the Vikings may be taking pointers from the Twins. We may be sending out a roster this week full of minor league(practice squad) players. #Skolololol

This Vikings team is killing me. KOC with the Vanilla play calls, Flo’s D going away from everything that made them good the last 2 years.

@74Bronco302 True. I have also realized that if I want this team to win, I can’t watch. Turned it off and the comeback was on. Damn

@benkramer8 Your tweets suck

Just another year as a Vikes fan. Back to misery.

Thank the lord the @Vikings O-Line are absolute DOGS. They’ll handle Parsons like it’s just another day at the office. (I’ll certainly regret this tweet later on in the winter) #SKOL

Hey @athielen19 there is going to be a pretty happy little man when the news gets broken to him that you’re back! #WelcomeHome