Ben Santiago

@AmericanAir offing free WiFi is awesome if you can handle it. WiFi has dropped every flight I’ve had in the last week… I work when I fly so this has been a complete inconvenience.

@myQConnect why did my year long Tesla subscription just end? Not even an anniversary, not even a calendar year, just mid month, 9 months into the year I purchased?

@Cosmopolitan_LV I think it’s pretty bad that I can show your security that someone on your staff has been using my AirPods since July 7th, and the response is…. It’s not our policy to track those things down. Can I have my stuff back?

@heatherlynnoh Can I have that?

Painting I did while drinking absinthe 9 years ago!

@heatherlynnoh Prove it.

Please sub to my YouTube for more videos! I'm planning on uploading much more content there in 2021! 😘 youtube.com/watch?v=xVQWBQ…

@pulpmx Yeah Yeah Hulu t

Well good for you moneybags, I think asking fans to buy three or more tickets at the prices they are now is a huge ask.

@heatherlynnoh I love missionary sex. Watch your whore mouth.

So many men have gone out of their way lately to tell me I have a filthy mouth and that it's not "lady like." Like, I fuckin know. What should a lady do? Birth your children, keep her mouth shut, and knit? Go home and disappoint your boring wife with some missionary sex, Billy.

@blckriflecoffee 9

Which sector are you located in? #brcc #americascoffee

@Kensta_taylor6 Strong possibility.

Conspiracy theory-Dogs are crafted engineers that made COVID-19 to make their humans stay home

@EvanHafer @blckriflecoffee @CoffeeOrDieMag I mean you no harm.

How to make friends with strangers.

@heatherlynnoh @kimberamerica @daverearend Must have been a wise man that said that.

@benny_teacups @kimberamerica @daverearend “You’re just following your dreams, it just sucks your dreams are so terrible.”

What are your weekend plans? Sunday gunday in your future? @kimberamerica

@PulpmxShow The timing of “I just wanna hear the motocross stuff”

What’s your favorite sound drop?

@pookiematthes No Kitty

The thing is. I really really really want an orange kitty! Like really bad. 🐱🧡 K have a good one, Bros!