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Many ask me what my favourite tweet is of all time, and it is this one.

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@Prath9K @AdamSants_ different rules in 1st innings??🤡

@beno1 @AdamSants_ Read the rules

Sharfuddoula what an absolutely disgraceful umpire.

Been sorting some stuff out at me mams this afternoon and found a few old tops. Good job I was a fat shite then as well as they still fit #nufc

@samsonassefa7 @premium_Tv9 @GeorgeCaulkin IPTV side hustle?

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Absolutely brilliant 👏👏👏

@paddypower Contracts eh Paddy?

Alexander Isak, who went on strike to leave Newcastle, is a “rat”. Yoane Wissa, who went on strike to join Newcastle, is not. Makes sense.

@JimmyNailsTales That’s why you’re pretending to be Jimmy Nail on twitter and not a football manager 👍

I’ll say it again. Save the money till January and get Vardy in for the season. He’s a decent Wilson cover for now. ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

@TheDB30 Hope you stayed 🤞

@Keir_Starmer @rugbyworldcup Big shout out to this tank who will be leading the line. #peoplesprincess #handslikeshovels #ratherhaveawank

Wishing the best of luck to the players across the Home Nations in the Women’s @rugbyworldcup.

She wants back inside the scrum…Built like a prop on the Lions tour!

@TheBottom_Lines #peoplesprincess #handslikeshovels

Just when you think that things can't become even more ridiculous, the Waitrose One never disappoints.

@dave43law @DailyMail

Hasn't learned a thing has she - has she forgotten she pleaded guilty Lucy Connolly is planning legal action against police and to meet with Trump officials over UK's 'free speech crackdown' as she tells of her prison ordeal for first time mol.im/a/15025659 via @DailyMail

Lucy Connolly. Instead of being with the daughter and husband she missed so much she decides to be a perineum.

You are described as being petrified inside Described as missing your family, your daughter who has struggled without you So within 24hrs you disappear off to be interviewed by endless right wing media and tomorrow talk about meeting Trump figures I'd be wrapped in my family

The first trailer for ‘IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA’ Season 17 has been released. Premiering July 9 on FXX.

This is what Twitter should be about man 🤣🤣🤣

@antmiddleton Stay off the gear you mad bastard 🤣

Great Britain will be the formidable nation it once was and if that means shields and swords at the ready then so be it! We will NEVER be conquered… We conquer all that opposes us! 🫡🇬🇧