Ben Smee

At 14, Sam has the mental capacity of a five-year-old. So what’s she doing in a Queensland police cell? theguardian.com/australia-news…

@ChiamakaAFC Reyes

Without mentioning Martin Odegaard and Mesut Ozil, name a player who has played for Real Madrid and Arsenal. Just Give up!! YOU CAN’T

Cheers for Kudus lads. Off you pop to the championship 👋

@InvertTheWing Have a sook

Consider me shocked. Quite obvious what PGMOL were attempting to do. These 2 decisions, the Kolo Muani foul decision, all came in 3 consecutive match weeks. Worst stretch of officiating I’ve seen. What is an apology going to do? Deduct Arsenal points? Give Chelsea and Brighton points? Time to start penalising referees involved.

@EBL2017 He reminds me of Maradona (not physically or even in style) the way he uses subtle changes of speed in addition to touches and other movements. Totally exploits the fact defenders are so scared of not being able to match him for pace

The best thing about young Dowman is how he has no wasted movement. He doesn’t do theatrical stepovers for the sake of it. Subtle feints & delicate touches in tight spaces to create a yard of space before using that wand of a left peg of his is what he’s all about. Like M****.

The best part about this is that this bloke’s whole schtick is literally pretending he knows about football, and literally almost everyone else expected this outcome

@Funwithflares Thank you for your service

Bit late today so bear with me .. I love laughing at Tottenham fans 🤣 😂

I was sad Spurs had dropped Vicario but this new guy is some inspired recasting.

This is the Kinsky of Twitter accounts

Vicario being dropped may just top Bilbao.

@Funwithflares This mob’s headphone suppliers looking to expand their warehouse

I love laughing at Tottenham fans 🤣 😂

New manager splat

@NewcastleJetsFC Is it Maria Maroulis?

We have a special guest performing pre-game on February the 22nd. 💎 #BoxOfficeJets #Together

♟️Zubi vs Eze ♟️. Make it happen @Arsenal

Don’t say anything just rt

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

Pull the trigger.

Thankyou to @arseblog and @gunnerblog for making me feel better about being an Arsenal fan today. Thanks also to @AFC_SOASV for their tireless work. Many of us feel bitterly let down by the club.

You’ve got to feel sorry for Ange. Thought he was going to a big club. Turned up and it was like Guest House Paradiso

@_LimeAID @limebike You do know you’ve got to collect them all right? Not just the ones some cranky prick on Twitter complains about?

@BenSmee @limebike The team have been working around the clock to collect all vehicles and these have now been removed.

Everyone in Brisbane has done a great job of securing all of their items ahead of TC Alfred. Except @limebike

@_LimeAID @limebike Are you taking the piss?