Ben Swinburne

@PlayVALORANT @NVIDIAGeForce #BeyondFast

Yea, that's the new @NVIDIAGeForce RTX 4090 with a custom VALORANT backplate. 👀 We've got 3 to give away--just comment #BeyondFast for a chance to win. Terms & Conditions: riot.com/3ranFkm

@apilayer 1 month after incident: I'm not Darren. You're still working to find out what went wrong allegedly. 6 weeks after incident: No response since this email with he promised post-mortem. Cancellation/refund request also ignored. @apilayer

@apilayer All paid for "premium support" emails have gone unanswered. No communication, no details. Paying customers seemingly ignored at all costs. Updates would be great @apilayer

#Ipstack is stabilized now and is back to normal functionality. Thank you for your patience and we are sorry for any issues caused by this. We will be releasing information later with details on the matter. Thank you

@stevekinney Rent out jetskis on a beach somewhere

I joked today that every senior software engineer can immediately tell you what they want to do when they get fed up and quit tech. Lay them on me.

Remember kids. Don't do bugs.

Use this technique to keep your daily standup's much shorter 😛

Granddaughters playing a game their grandpa helped design 27 years ago.

When you ask a CSS dev which files are affected if you delete this selector.

TypeScript is the best thing to happen to JavaScript since sliced brea- [ts] Property 'sliced' does not exist on type 'typeof Bread'.

I would buy a watch just for this animation 😍 dribbble.com/AntonSKV

... we all know *why* js bundles are big, right? It’s not frameworks. It’s product/business requirements.

Me: Forgets a required property on an object. TypeScript's error message:

Finally, I can run Slack smoothly

"we're cancelling daily standup"

"The first step of any project is to grossly underestimate its complexity and difficulty." - Nicoll Hunt

Serverless is server less in the same way a beef burger is vegetarian because you didn't personally see the cow being killed.

What do we say to writing documentation? Not today.

Did You Know: A group of two or more white men is called “a podcast” 💫🐬

my macbook running slack