Now suspend all the politicians who run campaign ads while posing with guns, Adam Silver
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Elongated Muskrat
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Elongated Muskrat
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as the free-fall advances i'm the moron who dances. he/him. profile pic credit: @kaganmcleod @zdarsky
The Lost City of Atlanta Katılım Haziran 2009
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Jermaine O'Neal and Ben Wallace got suspended 31 total for malice at the palace
NBA is dumb
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania
The NBA is suspending Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant for 25 games, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.
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Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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@jamorantdunk I try not to check Twitter but occasionally it's worth it
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The funniest part of all this is Shannon Sharpe’s patchwork cardigan.
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@wgervais Yeah I like it. And it feels like this is an alternative that has some real traction
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I HOPE THIS E-MAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU
I HOPE YOUR CHAIR HAS GROWN OVER WITH MOSS
I HOPE A PLEASANT BUT UNOBSERVED BEAM OF LIGHT HITS YOUR DESK PERFECTLY THROUGH THE COLLAPSED CEILING
I HOPE THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING
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billionaires are so brazen about being above the law that they think any matter of warranted congressional action is considered abuse
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@People4Bernie @SenMarkey @washingtonpost Are you suggesting the Senator will abuse his political power to attack me?
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@mollyhannahm followed by "the rusted boob between telephones"
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One guy’s business plan for a $44 billion over-leveraged purchase is apparently to run around and individually ask people for $8.
Remember that next time you question yourself or your qualifications.
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At the risk of stating the obvious, if the birth rate exceeds the death rate, Japan will eventually become infinite and fill the entire universe. This would be a great loss for the universe.
I am a smart man. I should own Twitter.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@wholemars At risk of stating the obvious, unless something changes to cause the birth rate to exceed the death rate, Japan will eventually cease to exist. This would be a great loss for the world.
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I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality... I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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