Ben Tumney

@haddad_nikolai White?

@aaronsmith On Sunday we’ll all be singing, “am I ever gonna see her face again..”

Day 3, and the Liberals are still flooding Kew High St with Amelia Hamer’s face - 20 signs up already, and they’re in court at 11am to fight for their right to keep going. Will they get to over 50 again? Truly, the battle of our time.

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@sandsthrutime @slamup They recently dropped the second syllable

@slamup But yet they continue to call themselves the greatest country in the world

Americans seem shocked about how straight forward Australian voting is. I feel bad about when they find out it’s on the weekend, usually takes less than 30 mins, and afterwards we get a sausage sandwich, can of drink, and delicious cupcake made lovingly by a local school Mum.

@amy_jgb I always feel like there should be a arrested development style Ron Howard voice over saying, “but she wasn’t actually good”

When the doctor says, "how are you" as you're sitting down, I never know if I'm supposed to follow social niceties or get right into my back pain or sinus infection or whatever. Any doctors seeing this, what do you think?

I unlocked $45 mobile Rush tickets to The Australian Ballet presents Oscar! @TodayTix! todaytix.com/melbourne/show…

@howie_hua All the theatre kids would know the answer if it were minutes in a year

I'm watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire right now and this was the question. What would your strategy be?

@NeeverH @nakedpastor To say Jesus, died for all is to gloss over and ignore the suffering of the gazans. Its the classic “all lives matter” argument when one life has a gun pointed at it and another is living in relative comfort

@bentumney @nakedpastor I see you’re a comedian. Amateur, apparently. There’s nothing funny about suffering, whether it’s Christ’s suffering, yours, mine, the Swedish. It’s just not anything to be laughed at.

"Sufferer" The original art is available.

@NeeverH @nakedpastor It’s not to be laughed at though I think it perfectly appropriate for Jesus’ suffering to use to empathised with a specific group of people who are currently suffering under the same genocidal conditions that Jesus spoke of that would happen within the following generation.

@NeeverH @nakedpastor I’m curious if Jesus died for Swedish people would he have been criticised on an ikea cross with Allen keys instead of nails?

@nakedpastor Virtue signaling and political statement using an image of my Lord on His cross? He died for EVERYBODY. You, me, Swedish, Arabic, Jewish, European, Chinese…. Please try again.

@ModestLatios @nakedpastor

@nakedpastor "blasphemer"

@ElGrandePadre3 @nakedpastor Cos he wasn’t a political pawn of both the Roman’s and the Jewish puppet state when he was first crucified

@nakedpastor Please stop. He already died for your sins, don't piss on God's will even more by using him as a political pawn.

@Rabidcow1 @nakedpastor Calm down. It’s the internet!

@nakedpastor Trash.

Every university has a single, underappreciated mid-level admin person preventing its immediate collapse

@luckyguy6969 @Umelb4Palestine That’s actually a good idea to not get into a Boeing aircraft. Besides the quality issues with the aircraft’s doors there is the whistleblower that “mysteriously” died

@Umelb4Palestine So you are refusing to get onto any BOEING aircraft. How about AIRBUS too!!!

FULL STATEMENT🚨MELBOURNE UNIVERSITY AGREES TO FULL DISCLOSURE OF ALL WEAPONS MANUFACTURERS 🚨 UoM finally agrees to one of our demands! Full disclosure of its ties to all weapons manufacturers including Lockheed Martin, Boeing, BAE Systems and more!!!

I was struck by the ghastly – the utterly and abjectly ghastly – phenomena of a girl as young as four years old identifying as a “teapot, short and stout”, whereupon she exhibited to my horrified visage what she took to be her “handle” and “spout”, in lieu of arms

@linuskarp This is the perfect IDAHOBBIT Day post

Frodo is so gay. Obsessed with jewelry and when, after spending all that time together on Mt Doom, Sam marries a woman instead of him, he leaves. But he doesn't just leave - he leaves in the gayest way possible: on a cruise with elves, Cate Blanchett and Ian McKellen.

I can't believe I have to write this, but educating international students is actually a good thing for Australia

They may try stop people chanting but it would be incredibly unaustralian to stop people from having a group John Farnham singalong. “Two strong hearts” perhaps? the second part of the chorus? Repeatedly?

@Jeff_Sparrow “Please remove me from this email list”