Benjamin Williams

Had my account hacked. Obviously don’t go buying raybans for 20 quid

omg I just WRECKED my boyfriend 😅

Spoons halloumi fries live rent free in my mind

Can you come and collect ya arse from off me floor thanks x

I like how 2020 made us no longer question the drunks, but the sober ones

Smiled at a message before, instantly knew I was in too deep 😅

Honestly canny wait for the clock to strike 12:00 new yrs day and Barney Harwood to walk out and say “ you’ve been pranked by the prank patrol 👊

Am I the only person who doesn’t get a lynx set ?

not even joking can’t wait for the day I have my own little family at Christmas time

Just seen Elf for the first time. Life changed and 2020 somewhat restored

Love making them fuckups where even ya rents tell ya you’ve fucked up 😅

If you’ve ever used a porta loo on a building site then you don’t need ya worry what’s in the vaccine

London moving from Tier 1 to Tier 3 quicker than Sunderland 😭

Every group will have that friend that sinks more substantial meals than they do pints

@cctv_idiots @Dan33893216

@rosadlpe Fit tho 🤷🏼‍♂️

@collegefessing Where all the simps at ?

...Love of my life, if you're reading this, say hi in the comment section and I'll hit you up.” - University of Texas

“I'm 19 and I've never fallen in love. I've kissed guys and girls but no one has ever made me feel anything. I am dying to experience love, to know what it feels like to give your heart to a person and have theirs in return...