Whitney Townsend

i wonder how many people grew up yelling DIKEMBEEE MUTOMBOOO in that announcer voice and blocking their friend's shot on a child-sized hoop and doing that no no no finger wag. that's like one of my fondest childhood memories

RIP Dikembe Mutombo — legendary player, philanthropist, and star of the greatest commercial ever:

Minnesota, as a state, cannot handle this level of drunk on attention. There’s gonna be a lot of people making bad choices at the Fair and I am so excited to watch.

White friends, especially white women who did not have an undergraduate sorority experience: In the coming months you’ll likely see a great deal of content about VP Harris’ sorority affiliation and the support from its members. We 🩷 it. Some info & tips for us: 🧵