Berkeley Mayor

I have a light case of ©️ovid, combined with a moderate case of Donkeypox. I am so grateful to have had 4 jabberdoos plus 32 boosters. I did buy a portable defibrillator to address the possible heart attack side effects, which are such a minor issue compared to ©️ovid!

A heartfelt thanks to all who've helped us in our push for a global totalitarian one world government. We're well on our way, thx to your obedience, right-think, compliance w/ unlawful man/dates, & your dedication to fictional news. I'd like to hug every one of you sheep! 😍

After so much bad Orange Man, wonderful relief to return to an administration of blessed normality! 25 Executive Orders in ByeDen's first week in office, so much more normal than dictator Orange Man who did 1 in that time. cnn.com/2021/01/22/pol… And marketwatch.com/story/all-of-p…

I am super confident the ByeDems won't end up in Gitm0e if they try to inaugurate ByeDen. After all there is ZERO corruption in ByeDen Family, Dems, or in our nascent Brave New totalitarian America. But I'm not the betting kind of person so don't ask me to put money down.

I hear they have 20k National Guard in DC to protect us from those Maga ppl, but what if someone standing next to us raises an American flag, or starts reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, or says they love America or does other domestic terrorism during the ceremony? What then?

Me and the other Council members are going to DC for the ByeDems inauguration. But we're worried about those Maga ppl & the violence we've continually seen from them over the last year, from Ferguson to Portland & Seattle, as they've vandalized & burned cop cars & businesses.

In Berkeley, we believe in science. Not the science proving COVID is a sc@m & pl@ndemic, or that masks ppl wear are useless except for virtue signalling, but the science showing that by controlling ppl, we can bring America the CCP into being. nypost.com/2020/06/25/blm…

Here in Berkeley, we take 🤎 from @AOC 's idea of a truth commission, & her views on truth in media. As she said, we must only have disinformation & misinformation in our media. B/c telling the truth would mean the ending of our careers, as well those of 90% of government.

Here in Berkeley, we're looking into getting our own city Social Media platform, just so we can kick @realDonaldTrump Trump off of it. As well as others w/ the wrong opinions. & thanks to our great media like @berkeleyside for only printing stories with the correct views! 🥰

@27suns I can do odd rant or bizarre rant instead of strange rant if you prefer. I have a number of styles. All highly professional like Christiane Amanpour at CNN in London.

@berkeley_mayor No but you just sound really confused and hard to follow. I prefer politicians who come across as professional and to the point, this just comes across as a strange rant.

Some say Democrats engaged in election fraud, so we'll pass a new resolution banning such comments in this city. Truth Commission to form, to educate residents on what cannot be said! Thanks to C. Amanpour for finding Trump doing the Sig Heil behind Hitler, back in 1938!

@27suns I hope you're not one of those rebels against the Truth Commission. Misinformation is dangerous. Laws coming soon against wrong opinions. Stay tuned.

@berkeley_mayor WTF are you talking about?!

Ubwascist. ☹️

Like these people who were rightly fired from their job, because they were the white ones. ktvu.com/news/man-fired… And abc7news.com/apex-systems-w…

Because in Berkeley, we always support minorities, meaning we seek to squash minority dissenting voices. No one should be allowed to disagree with us. If they do, perhaps we will find a way to get them fired from their job, so they'll end up homeless on our streets.

Since it's illegal to put flyers on phone poles, & since "no one is illegal" is one of our city mottos, City of Berkeley therefore encourages flyering on phone poles: but only w/ the "right" kind of flyer. Eg, the ones that accuse ppl of violence if they dont' agree with us

Submit in style! Berkeley residents of the privileged & supremacist color: get free kneepads at City Hall room 206. Lotta folx expect you to kneel before them when passing on the sidewalk & the pads allow this 100s of times a day in style and comfort. twitter.com/DigitalForests…

We've recently been whiteguilted into a corner w/ the question, what to do about police? Abolish them all or just put them all in prison? So, this new nation thing is the perfect solution: we can let some antiracist soyboys be the police & then no one can cancel them. Bingo!

We're giddy w/ joy over the continent's newest nation, the birth of CHAZ! Soon, our City Council will pass a resolution to create another new nation: Chazerkeley. It'll exist outside of US law & we'll import some Antifa to run it. Its borders are shown in pink in this map