Matthew J

ok, both this account and my NSFW account have been migrated to Mastodon. I'll still be around here a bit but you'll probably see more of me there. @bermudianbrit@mastodon.online is the SFW account. Message me for the other if you want it.

@Unuhinuii hahaha. fair enough.

@bermudianbrit Never beer, but if flying, why not a drink. We’ve had some at 6AM before early flights… airports are a timezone of their own when you travel far

seriously why why why do Brits do this? I've seen this at literally 10 in the morning whilst having breakfast at the airport.

hay tech folks. Suggestions to diagnose an error where my win 10 desktop PC sometimes requires 2 or 3 restarts before hitting the Log-on screen? Its 6 years old but after log-on it works just fine. I've tried to view system log but way, way too much noise for me to figure it out

@Unuhinuii yeah that makes sense but like...alcohol at 10 in the morning? Beer no less? oof

@bermudianbrit Pint or a big breakfast? More than just the brits. I try to be early for unexpected delays, then if have lounge access, go there after the shampoo controls and hang out there until the flight.

India’s tiger population has climbed to 3,167 in 2022, according to the latest census released by PM Modi as the country celebrates 50 years of its tiger conservation project aje.io/nqnh4o

I need some new books yall. any recommendations?

oh for fucks sake. 2x performance? probably 50% of the accessibility.

A Scottish comedian visits Australia... youtube.com/watch?v=wHl5x3…

@Unuhinuii indeed lmao. don't like them either. ug.

@bermudianbrit shocking huh? I too refuse to have human children because I don't particularly like them, and they would interfere with our and the cats' lifestyles...

this is...entirely reasonable?

@LilNasEsq @jess_miers ok well UK Society of Visually Impaired Lawyers (SOVIL) is where I'd start.

@bermudianbrit @jess_miers Ideally any leads would be great!

Law Twitter! I have a Student who is visually impaired and wants to do litigation, but she’s intimidated by the idea because she’s never met another visually impaired litigator. Trying to find someone I can connect her with- please reach out if you know someone!

just backed the latest novel from @doctorow. And let's take just a second to appreciate the alt text on all the images on the Kickstarter for us blind folk. Yes I noticed, yes I appreciated it :).

I'm a finger pickin P I M P? ehr.... youtube.com/watch?v=iSj-20…

@Simon818 ah right I've not heard of this MFI thing

@bermudianbrit won't work with my iPhone. Which makes it even more useless than lightning. I'd have to replace every single one of my USB C things with more expensive USB C things.

@Simon818 apple will undoubtedly go through with it because it is basically required to do so in the EU. New regs around interoperability mandate it.

any guitar nerds try the Tonex software, or its free equivalent Neural Amp Modeler? Do we know about access?

oh god lmao

anyone else on Clubdeck's recent activities vanished? Either I've not been pinged into a room in ages (which is possible) or Clubdeck's being weird.

don't suppose anyone in the UK wishes to purchase an Apple Watch Series 8 45MM?