Bern Coh

10 years ago I went on my last 1st date. I remember saying, “men are like cabs. You gotta catch them when their lights are on. Are your lights on or are they off?” @doodie “on” me: “now that you’ve met me, are you gonna keep em on or off?” Him: “I’ll turn em off”. 🥰😍😘

We’re hiring a Web Engineer to be responsible for our public-facing web presence! watershed.com/jobs/478245600…

bc my husband had no idea Eddie Murphy sang this song. youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g… @doodie

Do the thang.

R.I.P. TWTR (2013 - 2022) sec.gov/Archives/edgar…

the bird is fried

@dsa @wallstmemes @elonmusk @Teslaconomics Looks familiar

@wallstmemes @elonmusk @Teslaconomics Only the top 0.1% of skill/technique can win in a matchup like this:

Fuck yea I got my $ behind this man. So so many other smart investors. @elonmusk

Today we’re launching LiveKit Cloud, the result of a year of talking with devs building live video and audio products with our open-source WebRTC stack. Here’s what we learned:

I forget how short I actually am.

I do it all for this little girl.

It me.

@matasar 💀

Sometimes people ask me if it was this level of chaotic at Twitter while I was there. The answer is yes.

The backend dev and the frontend dev

@spikebrehm @watershed 💪🏽

Two new ex-Airbnb folks joining @watershed this week! #Airfam represent

Will not stop being angry.

Women across the country should go on a sex strike until they reinstate roe.

White dude on the bus rapping about he about to slice folks up like roast beef. 🤔

@_carleeen Girl he hella looks like my friend.

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

And I wonder where he gets it from. 😭