Captain Red

@justrawdough I thought yellow told you to stay out of the kitchen?

@bestcaptainevr Uhm…nooooo??? I definitely do not have a personal coffee maker in the kitchen- GOD DARN IT WHYD I SAY THAT!?

Good morning!!! I didn’t get any sleep from how many coffees I drank…

@bestcaptainevr Good afternoon, sir!

" purple x red sucks "

@redsthong Why can you type

where am i

something oddly cute about them using their nicknames on eachother even while arguing 😭💔

@brownsbestie Im sorry

@bestcaptainevr dawg :(

I have to make three times as many pizzas for this damn party God give me strength

Yellow finally got another one

@brownsbestie And plus you put salt on your pizza, i bet your blood pressure is through the roof

@bestcaptainevr k sorry

WHO LACED MY SHIT

Green IS a fatass. Look at Orange and now look at them- #amongusshow #amongus

@brownsbestie Not nice.

@bestcaptainevr Fatass

@justrawdough W ohio sigma

@bestcaptainevr Good afternoon, captain! How are you today???

Good afternoon crew!

does anyone actually like these

@nicestenby Why is there money on the pizza

since everyones showing their pizza, I've thought to show my amazing , totally delicious pizza! even my sommelier said it was delectable

Fuckkkkk im gonna die one day

Who let you onboard with a gun