Beveridge's Bitch ;; 🖤🤍🖤🤍

My little Charlie bear’s funeral will be on 9th May, 11.30am at Telford Crematorium for any of my friends on here who wish to attend #forever12

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@ColinRA92 @fesshole Thank you!!! That’s exactly how it sounded when I read it!! 🤣🤣🤣

@fesshole PARKLIFE

I get up early sometimes to put the dishwasher on. Then I go for a shave. If I time it right, I can open the machine and have my freshly shorn face blasted with scalding steam. What a buzz.

@DireStraits77 Local Hero 🖤🤍 Romeo and juliet Private investigations

What is the greatest Mark Knopfler or Dire Straits song of all time? 🎸

What a week

DHGate are gonna be all over this 🤣🤣🤣

For Charlie, on Your 15th Birthday Today the candles should be taller, the cake a little too sweet, Your laugh a little louder as you rush in off the street. Fifteen years — it sounds so grown, a future just in view, Yet time stood still the day the world went quiet without you.

@deathtospinach This is absolutely beautiful work my dear 🤣🤣🤣

After telling long-term sex pest Coke Can Greg that I have been talking to a new man online, Greg asked that I get the man to message him so they can ‘have it out’ I can now introduce my newly created second Instagram profile: Carlsberg Can John Let the games begin…

@NUFC #NUFC

@deathtospinach @melvillehouse Does Greggles make a guest appearance? 🤣

🎉 Woo hoo 🎉 Copies of my second book have arrived at the publisher's office They hit the shelves in April but you can preorder now... (Please note: only one mention of Keanu Reeves) amzn.eu/d/2hIfavj waterstones.com/book/the-futur…

MALICK THIAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

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My apple watch just reminded me to stand up and walk around - so I got up walked to the fridge and took out a chocolate eclair 🤣

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@2StefanMoore Our 3rd one without him, it genuinely doesn’t get any easier 😞

When your Child dies, Christmas is never the same again.

BIG NICK AGAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!! 😍😍 WHAT A FINISH!!

YAAAAAAAAASSSSS BIG NICCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!

1-0 Newcastle United. BRUNO GUIMARAES' CORNER GOES STRAIGHT IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS INSANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THIS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! x.com/Trend564684/st…

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BIG NICK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! 😁😁😁

MILLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!