☆ max ☆ (comatose)

85% of my neighbors can’t bother to mutter the word “hi” when we cross paths even if I say it first. I don’t know if people are just *that* socially inept but I’m becoming embarrassed for them. Very representative of my shame in humanity on a micro level

@duolingo Thank you queen 🙏🏼😭

@bevknux We've repaired your streak as a one-time courtesy.

new app update (feel free to tell a trusted adult)

Was asked “where do you see yourself in five years” for a job screening… stupid fucking question. Is this 2007? Nobody is planning five years ahead at this point.

Getting tarot readings from ChatGPT

@l_regena62271 @Rockstar82vansh @PopBase baby your reading comprehension simply isn’t there… try again

@bevknux @Rockstar82vansh @PopBase Why would those jobs disappear?? The only thing disappearing are unqualified employees. Think, think, think sugar plum....

The Trump administration has ordered federal employees in diversity, equity and inclusion roles to be placed on paid leave, and plans to lay them off. (via AP)

@l_regena62271 @Rockstar82vansh @PopBase Hey “sweet cakes” nobody will have those jobs if they don’t exist anymore

@Rockstar82vansh @PopBase No sweet cakes. People who deserve the job thru effort and merit will get it. Unemployment rate unaffected....

@CharmingSebby early access / testing for creators on closed servers I’m sure

i fixed mister fantastic's ultimate

A 2024 film scene you can’t stop thinking about. Go.

@yoqueent @TIFF_NET girl that’s 2022

@TIFF_NET Unironically one of the best most outlandish scenes in cinema

@Arteymas_ kinda weird if you think about it..

Una gran sorpresa para la abuela… Una reacción hermosa: x.com/visualfeastwan…

@lucidmakesvids @baegle527 And enemies can walk through

@baegle527 This is obviously completely different for a plethora of reasons. - Strange's portal has a visual live update of what's happening on the other side - You can walk through Strange's portal without a "teleport" animation - You can shoot through the portal

@beyince_ x.com/imbabyvids/sta…

@criticcatdotcom @interesting_aIl he did, caption ain’t right

@interesting_aIl I’d have hand delivered that to be graded 🤣

The guy who pulled "The One Ring" Magic card worth $2,600,000 took this video before sending it in for grading

@endqftheworld @OWCavalry @BCRFcure

@OWCavalry @BCRFcure crying bc i couldn't play when they brought this back (do it again PLEASE)

Mercy for a Cause raised $12.3 Million for @BCRFCure 🩷 Blizzard donated all revenue from the Pink and Rose Gold Mercy skins sales in #Overwatch2, the second-largest single corporate donation ever made to the Foundation.

the way yall didn’t get the sattire & the whole point of this song.. x.com/kaxishk/status…

The way I’m having tedious tech issues today and then googled if Mercury is in retrograde, and it literally is starting today

@Homero_ @AlDANS_ You could argue class commentary. It’s a view of the city she’s likely never had, and floor to ceiling windows are probably uncommon in her daily life. Being in her underwear indicates a warmth and safety she likely rarely has in the harsh, cold city she’s viewing.

@AlDANS_ Oh please tell us why is this shot so important to the film.

this shot from anora (2024) >

The Democratic party needs a deep and humble inquiry into why it's no longer seen by a majority of Americans as the party of the working people of the U.S. So far, those who want to just blame everyone else seem to be leading the post-game analysis. Hopefully that will change...

@sarahmhawkinson the real answer is bangs

Serious question how were wigs so believable 25 years ago and now you can always tell when an actor has a wig on??