zippy

🧡about me 🧡 hi i’m zippy im in my twenties i live in alabama but im spiritually from massachusetts you’re going to see me complain about the bruins and the flyers with occasional posts about Other Sports in boston/philly also!🐻BRUINS🐻 FORD 🚙 BRONCO 🏇HORSE 🐎 POWER 🔌 PLAY😼

no way i just saw genuine bonapartist glazing on my tl what the fuck… and only 2 days after the 211th anniversary of waterloo.. hm.

They say that Ernest Hemingway was out drinking at the bar with his contemporaries when one of them bet him $20 that he couldn’t write a terrifying horror story using only 6 words. Hearing this, Hemingway grabbed a pen and wrote on a napkin, “Tweet translated from Hebrew by Grok”

due to popular demand i made a part two to my which bruin are you quiz! now featuring lukas reichel, james hagens, & more… uquiz.com/xdbm3p

future doctor who showrunner, i have a story idea for you

holy shit

Speak ill on the small C again and see what happens.

2 Boston Pride legends back in Boston 😎😎😎

the way she laughed in her face like that will forever have me in tears i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

i need the fleet to steal some players already this bullshit isn’t cutting it

🤫 DON'T TELL MAMA! Direto do West End Live, festival gratuito com apresentações de musicais em Londres, Joy Woods se apresentou com o elenco de 'Cabaret'

yes my username actually means 🐻BRUINS🐻 FORD 🚙 BRONCO 🏇HORSE 🐎 POWER 🔌 PLAY😼 and is not a keyboard smash

thinking nesn and the 🐻BRUINS🐻 FORD 🚙 BRONCO 🏇HORSE 🐎 POWER 🔌 PLAY😼

knowing ur ab to read the most irritating tweet ever posted by an hr fan bc the first sentence is “okay so i just found out there’s a REAL hockey player who..” followed by them minimizing an actual person’s identity/accomplishments into “wait shane did this in the long game😭😭”

“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better

how the Eldridge and Rattray news found me

sorry to everyone killed by the eruption of mount vesuvius but this song was worth it

thinking about sergei fedorov again

Imagine hating pride jerseys when hockey players are chanting take it off at their coach and ripping his tee shirt off

I can't do this anymore stop gutting my team