Brian Raiche

@LaVelleNeal Even if it’s been thrown away, it’s on Twitter. Thanks for the great memories @AlarysBar

@CheyCab It went up pretty quickly. Luckily there’s a fire station a block away!

Who torched my grocery store.

Yeah sex is cool, but @HeggiesPizza

Is there a hibernation option humans can exercise?

Looking forward to 2022

@johnmoe “Oh hey, who brought bars?!” —Most Minnesota sentence.

The great Kevin Kling says the classic Minnesota dialect sentence is, “I won’t pay no two dollars for a corn muffin that’s mostly dough.” Try it!

BREAKING NEWS: Raging fire in downtown St. Paul. Near the Cathedral and Children’s Hospital.

@RyanFaircloth @StarTribune Live look from Discount Tire

Crowd near midway Target in St. Paul is now smashing the windows of nearby Verizon, Noodles and Co. and Vitamin Shoppe

@johnmoe The Royal Tennenbaums

Hey, my show is doing an episode about movies. Help us out? facebook.com/thwod/posts/32…

@ThadJohnB Haha that set off a chain reaction!!!

@ThadJohnB Remember when we tried the gallon of milk challenge and someone thought it’d be easier with strawberry or chocolate milk?!!! Haha good times!

@johnmoe @coreyschreppel Hummus Panther

@coreyschreppel Beer Eagle.

@natehoodstp @snood We called that the GPA wrecker in college!!

@DJJasonNagel @kare11 @Jeopardy And a Minnesota connection! @lizzo

@chris_steller @FrederickMelo You beat me to it!

@FrederickMelo But not lawn darts!

Just in case this comes down at 2 p.m. today: A gentle reminder that a "stay at home" order is not a "lockdown." There's levels. You can still buy groceries -- just do it once every 10 days, if possible, not every other day. Go in the backyard and stretch. Play lawn tag.

I’ve made a helpful chart

@DJJasonNagel @HeggiesPizza I lost a bet about this the other day. We solved it by calling Heggies HQ and listened how they pronounced it on their answering machine.

@peteholmes My friend thought cartwheel was carton wheel.

cannonball? i’ve been saying “cannoned ball” 🤦‍♂️