dum spiro, spero

I’m happy. Leave me alone.

Future: I have crippling anxiety and depression mostly stemming from my years in poverty and doing unspeakable things to escape my situation. I find it hard to maintain deep connections with others due to my trust issues and cope by sleeping with copious amounts of women who I will never commit to and I shower them with material possessions so they will stick around and provide me with instant gratification. I have many children that I fail to provide with the necessary nurturing for their development. Sometimes I question whether I even want to continue living Me:

We got that crook in the white house rn. We can’t let something like a funky ass birth certificate stand in the way of our salvation.

mr softee charging $10 for a cone. help @NYCMayor

I was deadass

you expected him to get on the grill yesterday after you saw he uses a goyard toiletry bag as a clutch, queen?

“adult playground” -me all the time

got a real big heart, I'm a fucked up guy, though

what y’all thought I was done? y’all forgot what I done? y’all forgot where I’m from?

what this man is doing for this city 🥲

Ever since this city elected a muslim socialist for mayor almost every day looks like the end of It's A Wonderful Life up there

new york is achieving things it has never achieved before under the mamdani caliphate

girl get off the fucking floor are u insane?

😂😂

last 30 days of my 30s 😳

Barbecuing on a gas grill doesn’t count…

kick my kid like this and I’m whooping your ass, no questions asked. woman, man, young, old….ass whooping

Trump every time his ratings go down

Have you ever thought about the Pokémon definition of a “poacher”? It's basically just a dystopian corporate monopoly. In the lore, you are branded a poacher simply for using nets, traps, or cages instead of a Poké Ball. The entire system is a massive "Big Brother" compliance checkpoint: • The Tech Monopoly: The law basically mandates that you must use patented corporate technology to legally interact with wildlife. • The Global Registry: The real crime isn't the catch itself—it is dodging the database. Poké Balls automatically tag every capture to a centralized Trainer ID grid. Catching a Pokémon with a net keeps it completely untraceable and off the books. • The Safari Loophole: People claim poachers are criminals because they over-hunt, but Ash caught an entire herd of 30 Tauros in a single afternoon. Because he paid a corporate entrance fee and used officially licensed Safari Balls, it was perfectly legal. The Pokémon League just wants absolute regulatory control over a heavily monetized digital capture grid.

America scaring the hoes

New York City’s capacity for economic warfare against the rest of the country is too often overlooked in analyses of American power dynamics.