Bruce F. Webster

CS 428, intro lecture, slide 2. This reflects the fact that it's rare to see pure waterfall or pure agile. Often it's everything, everywhere, all at once, with a sprint board for good measure. 🤣

Legacy media Pentagon reporters refuse to call it the War Department because “facts matter.” These are the same people who spent a decade pretending men can become women. They spent years insisting language must conform to identity. Until the identity became “War Department.”

My fellow dudes on x, I need to ask you a favor. My wife has discovered a new hobby, landscaping. We've spent $2,000 on plants, dirt, bark over the last 2 weeks. I'm sunburned, and out of ibuprofen I need this post go viral so I can pay for all this. Why couldn't she have chosen sourdough bread? Or crochet? Or triathlons?

@JoanneMason11 Good to have you back, Joanne. 🤣👍❤️

Because dogs don't rape people - unlike your besties in Hamas, you absolute fucking ghoul.

@GovernorVA This you?

@neeneeruth ❤️🙏🐈

Thanks to everyone for their prayers and support, I’m a complete mess, he still hasn’t shown up. A friend came late last night and took over so I could sleep, he searched a three block radius. I went out again early this morning and searched until the sun came up. Nothing.

@shlomopolak580 @pood57 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🪔

הלוחם הגיבור בן שלי נפל בעזה לפני שנתיים. בן הגיבור היה אמור לחגוג היום יום הולדת. שתפו לזכרו של בן שלי גיבור ישראל!!

You're right, this is horrifying. We need more Asians in the NBA. Blacks make up 80% of the NBA but Asians only make up 0.8%. That means for every 1 Asian player, there are 100 black players. This is discrimination. Let's even the numbers out! #StopAsianHate

@kittyLuvsHorror 💔💔

Angel and I found each other 17 years ago. She was a stray, matted and skinny. Once she trusted me, she never left. Losing her today is devastating. I knew it was coming, but I held her and wished she’d stay, but i know she had to go.I love you baby girl, always and forever.💔🌈

@NZXT Well, to be honest, I'll pass. I've got a desktop & 4 laptops already (two of the laptops are effectively hanger queens, though they both work just fine). I'm more focused on getting rid of stuff at this point. 🤣

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@bestofStarTrek It came out in the fall of 1966, so I would have been 13 and just starting 8th grade.

How old were you when you first watched Star Trek?

When I started my first post-college software engineering job at General Dynamics in 1978, I had to come up to speed on both the OS and the FORTRAN compiler for a CDC Cyber 172 mainframe. So I wrote a program to generate and print out random wandering monster encounters for D&D. I still have the printouts, though they've faded over the past half-century.

Reddit is suggesting wandering monsters are not essential; DMs can drop them. This staple was minimized by WotC & Paizo to make games safe & scripted. Do you: champion wandering monster tables that keep sessions unpredictable or accept the corpo removal that killed tension?

@christianfiveoh 💔💔

Pepper’s last car ride. For 13 years she’s helped me through some difficult times. We are headed to get a cake pop and all the other things she shouldn’t eat. “Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and comes down from the Father of lights, with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.” James 1:17 (ESV)

@gwowls Well, our stake is having stake conference this weekend, and I'm in charge of providing a 'light meal' for a group of about 25 people between the leadership and adult sessions, so that's where I'll be hanging out. 🤣

Where do senior citizens 65+ go to hang out in Utah county on like a Saturday afternoon?

@llfuzzball @buttonslives There are no cults, just sects. Which of the 50,000 are you from?

@bfwebster @buttonslives That’s not the Bible. What cult is that from?

I think I’m going to give church another try. I need help understanding evil. Which kind of church talks about that?

@MummyisT 💔💔

Had to have my oldest cat put down. Just got home. I’m surrounded by other animals. They get me in a way people never do. I’m so sad but there was no saving him. I tried. I did everything i could. His tongue was infected then turned necrotic. He was nearly 19 He was loved

@kittyLuvsHorror 💔💔

My sweet Angel is gone. I am heartbroken. 💔💔💔💔🌈🌈🌈🌈

There's only one way to save Christopher Nolan's Odyssey now

No director would ever cast Sydney Sweeney as Rosa Parks, so why does the opposite happen all of the time?

@BrianRoemmele The glory of Fry's in its heyday was that you could spent an afternoon wandering through its aisles and discover dozens of items that you didn't know existed but that you now desperately wanted.

Fry’s Burbank, California. It was peak surreal electronics. It is gone.

Dead voter born in 1902 from the Michigan 2020 election proved to be registered from the official Michigan Voter Information Center, had a ballot sent out, received back, and counted in the 2020 election. Dead Voter: William Bradley DOB: March 1902 Zip code: 48207 Ballot Application Received: 9/11/2020 Ballot Sent: 9/19/2020 Ballot Received: 10/2/2020 The 2020 election was stolen.