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@bennyjohnson CRATERS huh

🚨Disney Stock CRATERS after Kimmel Backlash Disney Stock was up today before Melania called for Kimmel's firing. After Karoline Leavitt, President Trump joined in the stock is cratering. How long will Disney let Kimmel erode shareholder value with sick assassination jokes?

A glitch in Red Dead Redemption 2 causes John to fall in a classic Looney Tunes fashion.

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

People under 30 might not remember that we could go weeks without hearing from or thinking about the President of the United States.

Drunker than ever before. More drunk than anyone has ever seen.

The reason Trump speaks in hyperbole and says things like "never seen before" and "worse than we can even imagine" and "the hottest country" and "totally decimated" is because simple minded people think like toddlers. This is the biggest bunch of bs "the world has ever seen."

Prop hunt in Pokopia may genuinely be the hardest i have EVER laughed. PLEASE IGNORE THE LAUGH THO OH MY GOD

@Julia_CaSsian 9. FINALLY AWAKE

As i've been playing my Switch 2 a lot more with Pokémon Pokopia, some friends said that the Mii in my profile picture looks ominous. I don't agree, but i'll change it to one of these expressions, feel free to help me choose one

@Getlucky12341 Me, 5 minutes into the Super Mario Galaxy movie:

Everyone: "Man I hope the pacing in the next Mario Movie is better than the first" Miyamoto for some reason:

Welcome to my halftime show 🦅🦅🦅

LMFAO when you lay it out like this the absurdity is just STAGGERING.

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Since I did not recieve a "#1 Dad" mug over Christmas, I have decided that being a good father is no longer my priority.

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Me when the credits started after finishing Chapter 1 of the latest season of Stranger Things, knowing characters are in danger:

I’M TRAPPED ON A PLANE IN NEW JERSEY

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@UniteVids My frog son 😭